College Humor – Rude Boy’s Response – Rihanna Parody

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[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
Okay, wow, that’s too much pressure. It’s been a while so I need a refresher.

[Rihanna]
Come here, Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here, Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
I heard you the first time, I’m not there yet. Let’s start kissing each other and see where we get.
Alright, yeah, that feels pretty good.
Keep doing that and it probably should.
(shh) I’m so sorry, this never happened.

[Rihanna]
Giddy up
Giddy up
Giddy up, babe

[Boy]
It doesn’t help if you bark orders at me!
Maybe what I need is to go and pee,
I don’t know, can you use your hand.
Let’s lay down I can’t get with, when I stand.

[Rihanna]
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want

[Boy]
Um, oh! This only happens cause I want you so bad.

[Rihanna]
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want

[Boy]
Think about it, like that it’s a compliment.

[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up

[Boy]
You are persistent!

[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
I’m all weird-ed out cause my dad’s in town. Plus the state of the economy is getting me down.

[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up

[Boy]
You’re just being redundant!

[Rihanna]
Come here, Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
I was just in a middle of a hard Sudoku, my minds all numbers and my dicks like Tofu.
You don’t know, you don’t got one of these.
You just got to lie there,
The pressure is on me.
How’s about
We Cuddle?

[Rihanna]
If you got it
I need it
And I’m a put it down

[Boy]
It’s not, like it does whatever I say! (yeah)
I’m not a snake charmer
Can’t make it a-way? (hey)
It’s more like a turtle like scared in its shell
Gonna run to the ocean if you grab and yell

[Rihanna]
Boy?
I wa-wa-want
What you wa-wa-want

[Boy]
Let’s keep doing this three handed jerk.

[Rihanna]
What I wa-wa-want
Is what you wa-wa-want

[Boy]
You know what girl, it’s starting to wo-work! o-o-oh shit!

[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
I didn’t make sperm
I just sprained my penis
Give me ten minutes let’s watch Shear Genius (bravo)

[Rihanna]
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Can you get it up
Come here
Rude boy, boy
Is you big enough

[Boy]
I’m finished, alright
What you want me to say
I mean what do you expect after all that fore-play.

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