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[Wicked Awesome Films - Dads, I'm Straight] Source: LYBIO.net
You ready for this?
I think so.
Our son is home.
So who is this? Source: LYBIO.net
Dad’s I would like you to meet Lisa.
Lisa? That doesn’t sound like a hot young guys name? I’m just kidding. I just like giving Ely a hard time because he never brings home a well hung hunk of man meat.
Elliot, sweetheart what’s wrong?
You can do this!
Dad’s I’m straight.
This is not fuckin’ happening.
I knew you were going to react like this. Aren’t you supposed to love me no matter who or what I am?
How can I, when I don’t know who are what you are anymore?
I’m a straight guy with a girlfriend.
What do you mean? Source: LYBIO.net
It means I’m sexually attracted to women.
Honey, it’s okay, I support – I support – I support you.
I suppose you’ve had sex with it?
First of all! It has a name. And it is Lisa.
I’m pretty sure I’m a her or a she, but whatever.
How does that even work?
I don’t know, I have a penis and she has a vagina – it’s like – it’s like that.
It’s just – over and over again.
It works well – one. And this isn’t accurate.
You know what! This is all your fault! I told you, when you filled out the adoption papers to check the gay baby box. You didn’t check the gay baby box. Did you?
I – I – I – I don’t know if I checked the gay –
You didn’t check it – you didn’t check the gay baby box.
I don’t know – It was 25 years ago.
There is no such thing as checking the gay baby box!
What do you know about it [straighty]?
R-ENOUGH! You’re son is a kind, loving young man! He loves me and I love him. You know, he is lucky that he has a couple like yourselves with hearts big enough to adopt and love him. We love each. Just get used to it.
Oh oh oh! I still wish you had a penis.
Hey guys what’s up Bobby Jay here from Wicked Awesome Films, that’s right we made another sketch and please please share it with all your friends. We decided to make sketch comedy again. So, lucky you internet, I wanna say thank you to Elliot Morgan and Michelle Gavin of Awkward Kids, they did – they rocked it in this sketch so please check out their channels and make sure to check out my channel, Kevin’s channel and also please subscribe and share wickedawesomefilms with your friends because your wicked awesome! That was – that was lame, I’m just gonna leave.
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