Re: @OldSpice – Old Spice Parody – Tobuscus

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[Tobuscus As Isaiah Mustafa]
Hello, Ladies! I’m not the man your man could smell like. Well, technically that description could also be applied to me. But I’m not a technician. Or a farmer. Despite the tan. I’m simply a man whose scent is vaguely reminiscent of the man your man could smell like. And whose girlfriend embarked on a sunset cruise through the Galapagos with the fore-mentionedly scented man. Who then intends to prepare her a steak dinner made from a feral bull he wrestled to death with his bare hands. It was self defense.

[Toby Turner - Tobuscus As Isaiah Mustafa]
It all sounds bad, when I say out loud and also when I don’t. Maybe I’ll just give her a call and check up on her. Not that I feel threatened but ah, just concerned, you understand, (dials number)

[Telephone Voice]
The number you have dialed has changed.

[Toby Turner - Tobuscus As Isaiah Mustafa]
Straight to voice mail. I’m sure she just doesn’t have a signal! I’ll be fine! She’ll be fine! We’ll be fine.

Re: @OldSpice – Old Spice Parody – Tobuscus. Hello, Ladies! I’m not the man your man could smell like. Well, technically that description could also be applied to me. But I’m not a technician. Or a farmer. Despite the tan. I’m simply a man whose scent is vaguely reminiscent of the man your man could smell like. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.