Banned iPhone 4S Promo

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[Banned iPhone 4S Promo]

[Johnny Five - Vice President iPhone 5] Source: LYBIO.net
iPhone 4 is the most ground breaking product we ever invented it’s gone on to become the number one smart phone in the world. So we had this challenge how do you improve upon something that is already so extraordinary? You don’t! You appease the stock holders by eliminating production and design overhead. Throw in a processor that you already invented for another product, update the camera, slap an ‘S’ on the box and you’re good to go! Oh, have some robotic b^tch take your lunch order!

[Voice-Activated Assistant]
How can I help you?

[Kent Conners - Senior Vice President Siri] Source: LYBIO.net
Siri is a whole new way of interacting with your iPhone it’s like an amazing – amazing personal assistant that listens to you. And understands you. And it doesn’t judge you. And it doesn’t f%ckin nag you about why your so late to get home from work. Hello, Beth, maybe cause we work at Apple! And were – were busy changing the world again.

[Gregg Joswack - Vice President iPad 2 Processors]
One of the biggest advancements of the iPhone 4 is it’s performance, it uses the same powerful dual core A5 chip as the iPad 2. You think – you think we’re gonna make this thing slower? F%ckin idiots!

[Rob Mansfeld - Vice President Cameras]
The iPhone 4S – 8 mega pixel camera, this thing has 5 lenses in it. Plus it shots 1080 p. That’s f%ckin unbelievable! F%ckin unbelievable!

[Kent Conners - Senior Vice President Siri] Source: LYBIO.net
See Beth, she’s just my assistant! She’s not even real!

[Voice-Activated Assistant]
You f%ckin b@stard!

[Kent Conners - Senior Vice President Siri]
I wasn’t talking about you – I invented you! Of course you are real.

[Gregg Joswack - Vice President iPad 2 Processors]
It’s two processors that’s twice as fast, cause there’s two. The apps run twice as fast as the graphics render.

[Johnny Five - Vice President iPhone 5] Source: LYBIO.net
You know why I add an S the end of the phone? Cause we already have an iPhone 4.

[Voice-Activated Assistant]
You are never going to leave your wife? Or you can’t!

[Kent Conners - Senior Vice President Siri]
No, I love you – I do – I just – I can’t leave Beth and the kids right now! It’s just not a good idea – I don’t have the time.

[Rob Mansfeld - Vice President Cameras]
When you get down too it, what’s the greatest advancement with the new iPhone? The f%ckin camera! I don’t care what Siri has to say about it.

[Voice-Activated Assistant]
One to many martini’s!

[Johnny Five - Vice President iPhone 5] Source: LYBIO.net
The iPhone 5, now that’s a phone, that’s a phone. That’s a phone.

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