Ellen DeGeneres – Pink’s Birthday Monologue

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[Ellen DeGeneres - Pink's Birthday Monologue]

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[Ellen DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958)]
I’m happy its my birthday and on the other hand its annoying because I have to go to the DMV and get my license renewed and I’m kidding I’ve been driving without a license for years. The whole show is a surprise to me. I literally have no idea what’s going to happen, no one will tell me anything which is frustrating because I am the boss. And I I don’t know, I really don’t, I’m standing here and I’m – I guess waiting – I don’t know if a celebrity is going to walk out of that door in a minute or? Okay! I don’t know, I guess clearly that’s not happening now, but there are supposedly huge celebrities here I’ve been told and I’m gonna be surprised.

["Get the Party Started" is a song performed by Pink, music plays in the background]Source: LYBIO.net

[Pink Enters]

[Alecia Beth Moore (born September 8, 1979)]
Happy birthday, (hugs Ellen)

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
That makes me happy! Hi, baby!

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
I just wanna say I’m starving! (laughs)

[Ellen DeGeneres]
I’ll feed you!

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
Its your birthday, there’s cake

[Ellen DeGeneres]
(inaudible)

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
I came for the cake

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
No, No, I’m here cause I adore you!

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Wait a minute, wait a minute, this makes me so happy, I’ve been so nervous going what’s gonna happen, what if I don’t like these people and so

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
(laughs hysterically)

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Wow, have a seat everybody

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore] Source: LYBIO.net
Happy birthday

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Happy birthday to this thing too!

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
I came because there’s’ cake. No! I came because I love you, but I want you to sit.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Okay!

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
I’m pregnant in this heals so you sit.

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Why! Am I sitting if your…

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
That’s fine

[Ellen DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
Wow, this is amazing,

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
Hi, (to audience) yeahh!! (claps)

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
I don’t know if you all know how much I love Ellen, I love you, I adore you, your the fantastic-ist! Um, she joke about it all the time but this woman can drink, we have has so much fun together, I remember when you used to come to my house, my parties, before you were too famous, we talked about it last time, we sang together, I heard we Karaoke together – I don’t know, we drank together, we drank together, we drank together, so I’m here today to honor Ellen, as are all of you! Umm, this is not about me, of the fact that I have a number one song on iTunes today.

[Audience]
(applauds and cheers)

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore] Source: LYBIO.net
Or that I won two Grammy’s or has the biggest most sell out tour ever! Or that I’m a huge huge star! I’m growing as an artist! Ah, today is all about you, I wrote a song for you,

[Audience]
Awwwww

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore - So What Variation]
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Ellen is so pretty
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
She’s always there for me
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I – I have to pee

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
Alright, I didn’t write you a song, I thought of that in the shower when I was wondering how I was going to tell her that she’s actually the baby-momma!

[Ellen DeGeneres]
Oh,

[Audience]
(laughs)

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
(laughs)

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore] Source: LYBIO.net
No, but honestly what I do wanna say is that in a world that focuses so much on whats dark and what’s mean, your a constant light for me, for all of us, for everyone here you bring so much joy to people in the world, I laugh at you everyday

[Pink - Alecia Beth Moore]
(laughs)

Ellen DeGeneres – Pink’s Birthday Monologue. Honestly what I do wanna say is that in a world that focuses so much on whats dark and what’s mean, your a constant light for me, for all of us, for everyone here you bring so much joy to people in the world, I laugh at you everyday. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text To Ellen DeGeneres – Pink’s Birthday Monologue.