Ray William Johnson – Broken Goat

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[Ray William Johnson - Broken Goat]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey what’s up guys? Did you miss me?

[Friends]
No!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
It’s nice to be loved. Alright this first video is called broken goat and you’re probably like what the hell does a broken goat sound like?

[Broken Goat - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now this broken goat made the exact same sound as my date made last night (Rosey Palm?) Oh, come on, I kid, my date last night didn’t make any sound! (because I didn’t have one) Because she was unconscious! (hi-five) But seriously guys what’s up with this goat! I thought goats were all like: n-a-a-a-y but this one sounds like The Biebes just hit puberty! No, no, no, no, wait! It sounds more like Helen Keller is having a (I’d hit that) orgasm. Now guys, with that camera angle you can’t really tell what’s going on behind the the goat there. I’m just saying! And what the f(beep)k is that weird neck thing that goats have going on? That set of like testicles sort of on his neck, those neckticles! (that’s f(beep)kin terrible) Neckticles! So Guys I shared this video on Twitter with you earlier and Adam Doyle said: “That’s one hell of a retarded camel”. Yes, Adam, it is kind of a retarded camel! Probably cause it’s actually a goat! Seriously, Adam where the f(beep)k was your See n Say growing up? Oh, this is a Rhinoceros (Rooster). This is an elephant (Pussy Cat) This is a Hippo (Dinosaur) This is a horse (Sarah Jessica Parker (born March 25, 1965))

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright guys this next video has been blowing up a little bit, I guess this guys’ dog is scared of Julia Roberts

[Dog Afraid of Julia Roberts - Clip]
This is a picture of Julia Roberts. Look! It’s Julia! (dog runs away)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Aw, don’t be dissing my girl (Julia Woberts) She was awesome in Batman! And why is this dog so afraid? I know I mean you’re technically a b^tch but you don’t have to run away like one! And let’s talk about the owner for a second, dude is butt @ss nekked! No pants, covering his boner up with a blanket! Did you catch that magazine he’s reading. Dude, is reading a bridal magazine! I mean how does one m@sturb@te to one! (Elegant Bride) This guy probably has some regular old’ p#rn and his fiance came in ummmmm ummmmm, you need to m@sturb@te to these wedding dresses! Because he is apparently f(beep)king a Sassy black woman! And then ya – so I understand why the dude gets all frustrated and has to terrorize his dog with Julia Roberts big @ss mouth!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
I know puppy, I hated Pretty Woman too! (I love movies about hookers) but if you think this dog is scarred now, you should see how he reacts when you show em pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker anyone Hi-Five (punch in the face)

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So this last video has been blowin up in the last few days, it’s got about 400,000 views and it’s these two cute little girls doin’ a cover of Nicki Minaj’s – wtf is it called? Super bass!

[Super Bass - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
Let’s hit it now!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Dammmm! Girl’s got swag! She’s good! Wait till you hear this next part though!

[Super Bass - Clip]

[Friends]
Awwww

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Get out of the f(beep)king way! What you doin? It’s so cute it’s even making me Ovulate. Look at this: You got your crowns, your gowns, your frilly little socks, look at those socks, come on guys, don’t bullsh(beep)t me, all of you at one point in your life have owned a pair of the most embarrassing @ss socks! All of you, not only were they the most embarrassing f(beep)kin socks in the world but you thought they were awesome. Now, come on guys, this video is supper adorable. That is until you actually read the lyrics from the Nicki Manaj song.

He gotta give me that look.
When he give me that look
Then the pantis cumin’ off
Uhh

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Girl you can’t be rappin about panties coming off (Why does mommy let her listen to that music?) You can’t be rapping about panty dropping! You’re still in pull-ups! You’re panties still got Mickey Mouse on them and sh(beeP)t and what’s the home girl on the left, even doing? Just chillin, she’s not singing any lyrics. Is she like the hype man! Yeah! Boy! Panty Droppin’! What! Nah, come on! These little girls are seriously awesome (they are everything I am not) and adorable and if the courts allowed me to be within a hundred feet with children, I would snuggle them, maybe one day they would sing as well as Justin Bieber! That is until he hits puberty! I keed Bieber! BTW, I wanna give a quick shout out to my friends David and Erin who just recently got married guys we wish you a long and happy life together! Congratulations! Yeah!!~~~ But you know who else made the biggest mistake of their life, the comment question of the day, which comes from the user name BAM JuiceBoxx001 and they said:

[JuiceBoxx001]
What do you like to do late at night?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What do you like to do late at night? I personally like to m@sturb@te to Bridal Magazines! What about you guys?

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google +

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what’s chasing you?

[Super Bass - Clip]
Did you hear that that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
Yeah that’s that super bass

[Outer]
(The outer song Ray William Johnson – Ray William Johnson – Whip Yo Kids – Featuring – Nice Peter.)

Ray William Johnson – Broken Goat. Dammmm! Girl’s got swag! She’s good! Wait till you hear this next part though! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.