ShaneDawsonTV – The Talking Twinkie

[Shane Dawson - As A Movie Director]
Shane you got the part.

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
You mean, I’m gonna be in a movie playing Megan Fox’s boyfriend!

[Shane Dawson - As A Movie Director]
No, even better! Miley come on in here.

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
Ah, is this my new boyfriend?

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
(looks scared and disgusted)

[Shane Dawson - As A Movie Director]
Yup, now lets do that make-out scene.

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
Alright, let me just brush my teeth. (spits out brown excrement) Oh, wait a second, got a a piece of chicken skin stuck in there[in-between the teeth]. Whoo, how long has that one[chicken skin] been in there[in teeth]? Well, hello, Mr. Chicken, gobble gobble gobble.

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
I don’t feel so good.

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
Oh, BTW, I have a pimple on the inside of my lip that’s just about to pop, so don’t put your tongue in there or you’ll end up with mouth full of pimple juice.

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
(passes out and falls to the ground)

[Shane Dawson - As A Movie Director]
Oh, no!

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
Don’t worry, I know mouth to mouth.

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
(gives Shane Dawson – mouth to mouth CPR – Cardiopulmonary resuscitation)

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
(Shane wakes up) um

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
He’s alive! Hey, my pimple popped!

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
(vomits pimple juice)

[Shane Dawson - As Miley Ray Cyrus]
Oh, that’s just nasty!

[Shane Dawson As Himself - Wakes Up From A Nightmare]
Nightmares, part of the reason I haven’t got any sleep lately. And its driving me crazy. Crazier than Paris Hilton, trying not to eat a Twinkie

[Twinkie -Talking]
Ya, you like that?

[Shane Dawson - As Paris Hilton]
Ya!

[Twinkie -Talking]
You want to put me in your mouth?

[Shane Dawson - As Paris Hilton]
Ya!

[Twinkie -Talking]
You want to swallow me and shit me out?

[Shane Dawson - As Paris Hilton]
Ya!

[Twinkie -Talking]
Well you can’t!

[Shane Dawson - As Paris Hilton]
(cries)

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Ya, crazy! My lack of sleep could also due to the people who keep me up all night.

[Background Sound Of Police Sirens Gun Shots And Enters Shane's Room]

[Shane Dawson As A Criminal]
Hey, Shane what’s up, I was just, you know, running by your house and thought I’d stop in and say: “Hey”.

[Background Voice Of Police]
If you don’t come out we will blow up this house!

[Shane Dawson As A Criminal]
So, what’s up? How are things?

[Background Voice Of Police]
Everyone, in that house come outside or you will die!!!!!

[Shane Dawson As A Criminal]
Oh,oh,oh, don’t listen to them, we just having some fun. Yall are crazy, gonna blow me up, ha ha ha.

[Grenade Cracks Through The Window And Drops Next To Shane's Bed]
(ticking sound)

[Shane Dawson As A Criminal]
Well, you know I gotta go, I’m getting real (yawns) tired. See you later bye. (runs out of the house)

[Grenade Detonates And Blows Up]
Ka-boom

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Or maybe I can’t sleep because of what I’m eating?

[Shane Dawson As Himself - Sees Cookies]
Oh, Brownies! (30 minutes later)

[Shane Dawson As Party Girl - Weed Eater]
Ya, I’m bringing some of my weed brownies to the party tonight!

[Brownies Are All EATEN]

[Shane Dawson As Party Girl - Weed Eater]
Oh, shit! (someone ate all the brownies)

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Look my hands look like feet!

[Shane Dawson As Party Girl - Weed Eater]
I probably shouldn’t have left those[drug weed cookies] out!

[Shane Dawson As Himself With A Chiwawa Dog - Chihuahua Dog licking his tongue]
Ah, eat my peanut butter.

[Shane Dawson As Party Girl - Weed Eater]
Is it bad that this is kinda turning me on?

[Chiwawa Dog - Chihuahua Dog]
No

[Shane Dawson As Party Girl - Weed Eater]
How many brownies did I eat?

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Ya! I need a better sleep schedule. So here is my question to you, what kind of dreams do you have? Do you have nightmares? What are they about? Leave me a comment or video response, letting me know. Who knows if it’s funny enough I might re-enact it. Unless its another dream about Miley!

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
(vomits pimple juice)

[Shane Dawson As Himself]
Alright guy, I gonna go, by the way a brand new interactive video on my second channel, alright, check it out, alright see you guys later.

ShaneDawsonTV – The Talking Twinkie. What kind of dreams do you have? Do you have nightmares? What are they about? Leave me a comment or video response, letting me know. Who knows if it’s funny enough I might re-enact it. Unless its another dream about Miley! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For ShaneDawsonTV – The Talking Twinkie.