Bill Burr Doesn’t Buy Oprah’s Holier-Than-Thou Lance Armstrong Interview – CONAN On TBS

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[Bill Burr] Source: LYBIO.net
I didn’t think Lance owed anybody, he didn’t do anything to me. You know what he did for me? He raised $500 million for cancer research, that’s what that lie did.

[Conan O'Brien]
Yeah.

[Bill Burr]
Yeah, it was great.

[Conan O'Brien] Source: LYBIO.net
All right.

[Bill Burr]
And everybody had the bands on, remember the bands?

[Conan O'Brien]
Sure.

[Bill Burr]
Right.

[Conan O'Brien]
Yeah.

[Bill Burr]
That blocked out the sun, right?

[Conan O'Brien]
You know it wasn’t to block out the sun.

[Bill Burr]
No wrist cancer?

[Conan O'Brien]
Yeah.

[Bill Burr] Source: LYBIO.net
No, the whole thing was annoying and I hate how Oprah was interviewing him and acting like she was dumbfounded that this guy would do this. Like she’s been in show business for 35 years, and she can’t like wrap her head around some guy doing whatever it takes to get to the next level.

Didn’t she for the first five years, have like midgets who wanted to bang their mailman’s boyfriend, and she didn’t want to do it. She didn’t want to do it, but she didn’t have the power to say no, so, she rode it out, and then when she could make a good decision, she did a show, but she stood on their heads of those little people for five years, until she got, and then she’s sitting there across from this guy like, “so, how could you”, you know exactly what he is doing, it’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Conan O'Brien]
Oh gosh…

[Bill Burr]
Look, the guy was a sociopath on a bicycle, all right. As far as I’m concerned we got off easy, if that guy was working for a corporation, he probably would have been pouring stuff on the water supply doing god knows what, just keep him on the bike, just let him go up and down the hill. He is not hurting anybody.

[Conan O'Brien]
Not hurting anybody.

[Bill Burr]
He isn’t, and the top 20 guys like all tested positive for roids, so our roided up guy beat your roided up guy, okay?

[Conan O'Brien] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah.

[Bill Burr]
And those guys who run that filthy sport, who were sitting there going like, oh, this is absolutely, this is ridiculous, he doesn’t represent cycling. Are they going to return all the money that they made off of that guy? Huh, they gonna turn in their yachts? They are not gonna do it.

[Conan O'Brien]
Everyone turn in your yachts.

[Bill Burr] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah.

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