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[Old Man Tells Skater To Go Back To Mexico - Hilarious Kickout]

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[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
You guys know you’re not supposed to be doing it here, right?

Right.

We’re not doing it right.

[Old Man]
You’re not supposed to be skateboarding here.

Just skateboarding.

We’re not doing it here; we’re just skating.

There ain’t no beaches out here.

We ain’t laying no pipe.

I got Viagra for sale.

Oh, wow, are you serious, you want to fight?

[Old Man]
Here’s what I’m serious about. I think you should take your camera, take pictures of you guys, because you’re not supposed to be here, you’re not supposed to be skateboarding, I think you’ve been told several times not to do it.

Actually that’s not true. You’re the first person; you’re the first person that tells anything.

[Old Man]
Okay. Well I’m telling now, you got to go take off, okay. You have any idea what you do to the property.

We didn’t do this.

We didn’t do nothing to the property.

We couldn’t do all this.

[Old Man]
Okay.

This is false…

[Old Man]
Okay. Let me just tell you this, let me just tell you this.

It’s gray on gray, it’s not like people could tell.

[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Let me just tell you this, I don’t want any shit from you; I want you to take your skateboards and get out, okay. You think it’s funny?

I think it’s funny.

It is, it is, it is funny when you’re used to dealing with shit like this every day of your life. It gets funny after a while.

[Old Man]
Well, then do something about it.

What do you want to – you want to hire a big black and get a security guard, Joe, want to be our security guard.

I’ll be your security guard, what you’re going to do, call the police?

[Old Man]
No, but I’ll call somebody else.

You fucking snitch.

[Laughter]

(inaudible) walked out of his car so fucking quick when I said shit Lade, and let’s watch that, yeah.

You know we should probably.

He’s yeah, let’s not. I can’t…

Because you have a video camera.

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go man, let’s go.

Are you serious, I…

You see him hop out of the car.

I could…

No…

You think this is funny, yeah.

And he’s right there.

…have anywhere near the property now.

We’re skating…

That’s right.

We’re leaving, what?

[Old Man]
I know, I know, but you know, it does look like to be some wise punk kids or by some wise punk kids, I don’t think you guys are, okay. But what you don’t realize is that people treat – like this guy here; like Mr. Cool, okay, you guys think you’re going to grow up in a world that’s kind of really deal with it. It’s a problem and shit I was in you guys age one time, okay. But one thing I didn’t do is, disrespect adults and if somebody asks you something you don’t come back with something like you did, some smart ass remark.

It’s just, please, that’s all we wanted was please man, just the consenting shit that we have deal with everyday is just I can’t get…

You see all we want to be is skate…

[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
And you think you’re bringing it on yourself.

I mean yeah but we ran over here, why can’t anyone just say please can you guys leave because we don’t appreciate skateboarders here.

It’s skater die out here, you hear me.

You know what they call us, our skate team DGK, we’re the Dirty Ghetto Kids, that’s, we’re not going to fall somewhere from rancho.

[Old Man]
You guys have no idea what a ghetto is.

They’re trying to deport me back to Mexico though because I don’t have my green card.

[Old Man]
Well, then maybe that’s where you got to go because you’re –

I don’t want to go back though.

[Old Man]
I realize you don’t want to go back, that’s why you’re here.

I’m tired of them taking me back and forth.

[Old Man]
There’s got to be a reason.

I just want to live my life with skateboard.

[Old Man]
I know but don’t you guys realize that there’s a reason for everything that goes on.

Yeah.

[Old Man]
And when I see you guys the dis-adults like you guys do, it pisses me off.

Well, it has nothing to do with you being adult, it has to do with we’re just trying to you know, we’re staying out of trouble by skateboarding. We could be off at the [inaudible] station somewhere or bummering our way trying to get money for alcohol and cocaine tonight but we’re just trying to skate.

(inaudible) quarters for for for vodka?

[Old Man]
I know that, I know that, not talk to other guys that (inaudible) in shit, but why don’t you think about what you do to other people’s property because there’s a reason why they have those bumps across and stuff so you guys don’t go you know sliding it, you know grinding it.

We weren’t grinding it.

[Old Man]
I know you can’t because the bumps are there; somebody has tried to take and then screw them, okay, fine.

Oh, we wouldn’t even want to skate – to grind that. That’s not even something we want to grind.

[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
You know hey listen you guys are just out of high school, you’re this, you’re that, one thing or another, you know it’s you guys tell me you’re from poverty and shit but I don’t know if you got parents or not but I grew up an orphan.

My parents are in the Ku Klux Klan.

[Old Man]
Well you’re so full of shit, your eyes are brown. But I’m telling you if there are things that you guys could do, use your head and do and you like you’re smart enough and you know.

He’s the leader; he’s the head, the head –

[Old Man]
Oh, you’re wise ass; but my point is, is it, if you take and do something with it like maybe have challenges with other groups, not just on style and shit but set up a race track or something.

I’m filming for a video so we can’t make money.

(Inaudible) you’re talking about skateboard, race track like on bicycles?

What?

Is that we talking about, because I’m doing a downhill skateboard racetrack. I’m an entrepreneur, you know what I mean?

[Old Man]
What, that’s perfect but you know if you take this and my idea came from this parking lot because you got uphill, you got curves, you got downhill and you can put, you can put rails, you can put all kinds of shit whether it’s in this parking lot which is kind of cool because it’s shaded or at somewhere else.

But if we – we actually went through and got and do that, wouldn’t we just get kicked out by someone else later on anyways.

[Old Man]
How do you know?

Well, because if you kicked us out for an skating here wouldn’t we just get kicked out again for skating here.

[Old Man]
Why do they think, you know; they want you to go back to Mexico or wherever you from? Okay.

Because, they don’t allow me, not going…

[Old Man]
What have you done to prove yourself?

Nothing.

[Old Man]
All right, we’ll –

I just have been hopping the border back and forth.

[Old Man]
All right, so what good does that do?

Not a damn thing.

[Old Man]
So, what do you do about it?

Hop the border?

[Old Man]
You know I was talking to a friend of mine the other day about the guys that – the wise guys in high school, junior high school, high school, they’re doing time, some of them are dead.

You know a lot of people like that too that are dead during time, I’m not there though.

[Old Man]
Not yet, not yet

I got fake identity.

[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Give yourself time.

Okay, Joe.

[Old Man]
So, and I’ve seen you before, who seen me, you ain’t seen me before.

Not here.

[Old Man]
The point is that you guys could do something with your lives to enjoy the skateboarding and to make it really cool.

That’s why we’re trying to get the video so we get out there and people know who we are.

And everybody wants to see me on YouTube be filmed.

[Old Man]
You’ll get somewhere, you’ll get somewhere, try harder.

[Laughter]

[Old Man]
All right, all right, guys, well good luck to you. Thanks for the pet talk.

Why did he walk out too bad?

Doug, look how old he is.

Why did you slap him?

Joe, Joe, he said you should go back to Mexico.

Right I’m not…

You said, you said, you said, they want to take me back to Mexico, he’s like well maybe that’s where you should go.

[Laughter]

They’re trying to deport me back to Mexico though because I don’t have my green card.

[Old Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Well, then maybe that’s where you ought to go.

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