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[Vince Offer Schticky Commercial]
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[Offer "Vince" Shlomi (April 25, 1964), "ShamWow!" Guy, Headset Vince] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, it’s Vince Offer here with my new product called the Schtickyâ„¢, you can clean your home after a quicky when you use your Schticky. Clean up after a crime scene. Touch small children without using your hands. And if your a good girl and clean the house, you know what your gonna get: SEX. And ladies you always wanted to stick it to your husband – now you can. Take your Schticky on vacation. Who wants a wiener? Uncle Schticky! Your scarring the kids! And your making a mess! It’s great for the outdoors. Dress in your Sunday best, give up lint for lent. And for those unwanted guests. Hey! Vince! Oi! That one hit my head! Your wasting paper rollers with the Schticky you’ll never have to leave the house to save a tree. I just love to save some hard wood! Fabulos! When you order the Schticky, you get the little Schticky. Great for on the go. Now that I’m clean. Who wants to get dirty!? *screaming women* Whoooo!~ Get Bitchy Bears at the saloon. All done. Ummm *kiss*. You’ve been a really naughty boy. Use Schticky anytime, anyplace and with anyone. Oh wow, these are the friendly skies. Can I have some pretzels? And the Schticky makes a great gift for this life and the next. Your gonna like the litte, your gonna like the big. Clean those dusty balls, your gonna love my nuts and bolts. Clean up after your dirty pussy. Pick up randomly spilled loose change. It pays for it self. We love Schticky long time. Long time! Yeah…!!~~ So you get the Schticky and the little Schticky for $19.95. What a deal! Your gonna get the big Schticky absolutely free. Whooo! CALL NOW! Alright SLAP WOW – lets go! (DADE COUNTY FEBRUARY 7 OFFER, VINCE DOC 091903) Ah – See ya!~
[Schticky Gag Reel] Source: LYBIO.net
Buy the Schticky, little Schticky and big Schticky all 3 for $19.95 this is not a gag, seriously this an actual product, it’s awesome, I used it just last night to grab hairs from my nuts so I can stick em on my roommates head, he’s been walking around for 3 hours, ( ) upper lip, he’s got no idea, it’s hilarious, who would want that fun, don’t be a douche – Call now! Schticky – what’s going on here. Ahhhhh!
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