O Jeitinho Carioca – Shit Cariocas Say – English Translation

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[O Jeitinho Carioca - Shit Cariocas Say - English Translation]

[Cariocas Say] Source: LYBIO.net
Finally, I found a place to rent.
Expensive and tiny, but it has a great view!
A view of what?
The Christ, of course!
Oh c’mon! It’s only the armpits!
The Christ’s armpits!
So hot today, even my makeup is melting!
Oh God! It’s so hot I’m weak!
Come on! Fight back!
That’s too hot!
I can’t take it, it’s too hot.
I’ve heard it’s gonna be 68ºF tomorrow
Really? Let’s make some fondue?
Yeah! At your place, I don’t wanna do the dishes.
You have to be so unpleasant?
A storm is coming!
Then it’s better to get the hell out of here before the city floods!
Imagine this during the World Cup?
Look! It’s Luana over there [Famous actress]
“Nah”, she’s always here.
Hey dude!
Hey man! What’s shaking?
I’m good!
We should get together sometime, do something!
Sure! Sure!
Nice seeing you! Bye!
Who’s he?
I have no idea!
O Globo [cracker]! Pretty lady doesn’t pay…
…but also doesn’t get it!
Dude, I hate funk [Brazilian music style]!
Annoying as hell!
funk [music style] playing…
I think they’re filming something over there.
They’re always filming something here at Leblon [neighborhood].
Now…imagine during the World Cup?
Can I take the bike?
Oh, come on! Do one good deed just for today.
I can’t! I’m in a hurry and I’ve been waiting for this bike for hours!
Where are you heading?
That way.
Ok, I know what we can do. I ride it and you go in the basket. What do you think?
What?!
Hang on, I’m almost there! I’m getting off the bus right now! Hang on!
I’ll let you keep the bike, if you let me buy you a beer.
Better yet, a Gatorade!
Seriously?
What’s with the coat? Are you out of your mind?
We’re taking the bus with the air-conditioning, right?!
Barra is so damn far!
How about Niteroi?!
Look how cute this restaurant is!
It’s supposed to be good. I even saw it on Rio Show.
Really? I think it’s new.
Yeah! It got 4 forkfuls [stars].
Are you fucking crazy? It was so crowded damn hot, even the beer was hot!
Seriously, come on! No restroom!
Let’s go to Bola Preta [carnival block]?
Should we stay here at Farme [Ipanema's street]?
Yeah… I mean, no! My ex is over there I don’t wanna talk to him. Let’s hide.
You really think you’re hiding?
Let’s go to the Arpoador.
Mate Limão [ice tea with lemon]!
Hey man!
Hey dude!
How’s everything?
Can I have one with lemon?
Three thousand reais per month for a studio in Catete [neighborhood]?!
Now imagine this… during the the WorldCup! What’s it gonna be like?
I’ll move the hell away before that!
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I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!
Wow, you’re more than excused!
Thanks! Have a nice day!
Ok, I’m not moving out!
Oh, I am! I’m moving to his house, right now!
Let’s get some açaí? [Brazilian fruit]
Only if we go right now!
Isn’t that guy from the Big Brother show? What’s his name again?
I don’t know! I don’t watch that stuff!
Excellent! Eliminate him!
Tomorrow I have to go to São Paulo for work.
Ouch! [you're screwed]!
Let’s get some açaí?
Sure!
Fucking crowded, dude!
Imagine during the World Cup?!
Ten reais, ma’am!
I’ll be quick, can I pay you when I get back?
Sil, you should pay now. He might scratch your car!
It’s ok! I have a trick…
This is your trick? Running away?!
Shhh! Stop moving so much, he’s gonna see us!
Watch out for the dog poop!
Watch out, it might be dengue!
Bite your tongue!
Watch out for the manhole!
Thanks man!
This classification table is wrong!
Look who’s here! The Fluminense guy!
Wait, allow me to serve the lady on the table.
I even made you a butterfly.
Oh, how cute, you made a butterfly…
Shut up, you bum with rotten teeth!
ooooooh vice [second place] again!
Wait! Wait! I got a flower, so I think we should order a round of codfish appetizers.
Oh, c’mon!
And it’s my treat, you probably can’t pay for it anyway
You pay this and another thing later!
Shhhh! Why don’t you wash my car?
I’m not gonna wash your car! But don’t cry about it
Yeah! Don’t cry about it!
You are always vice [coming in second place]!
Oh, I’m vice [second place]? Ok! Do you know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna pour you some beer so you can drink your sorrows away!
Dear, do us a favor…
Root for America [old football team]!
Cry baby… cry!
Imagine during the World Cup?
Imagine during the World Cup?
Imagine during the World Cup?
Imagine during the World Cup?
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