North Dakota Bois – California Gurls

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Guten Tag, loved ones! Let’s go somewhere “legendary…”

I know a place where the wheat is really golden
Warm for a month, and then the winter brings the cold in
Sippin’ knoephla soup, laying underneath our teepees
The girls like us guys if we’re good at cow tipping

You could travel the world, and anywhere would probably be better than here
Once you party with us, you’ll be fallin’ asleep

North Dakota boys, we’re so predictable
Catholics, Lutherans, maybe one Jew
Frostbitten in May? It’s not impossible

North Dakota boys, we’re not that colorful
Norwegians and Germans R Us
Mosquitoes big as birds’ll make you swell up

Snow that’s so deep, our tractors can’t get out the driveway
Plenty of dead deer on the side of the highway

You could travel the world, but nothing comes near our teens’ addictions to beer
All the land looks the same
New definition for lame

North Dakota boys, we’re unintelligible.
Accents that we got in the bag
Even the toughest guys, they sound adorable
Oh, ya know ya know! Oh, ya know ya know ya know!

North Dakota boys, we’re unreliable
Hunting’s more important than work
If you don’t have a gun, you’re not American

Stoned, white, fat and heavy
Sounds like you fit in already
Wild, wild Williston
Draggin’ Main is so much fun!

ND’s the one!
Come up here, hun
Cause Lewis and Clark came through here once

This dude’s so cool
Dropped out of school
so he could be a full time tool

New Salem Sue, Jamestown Bison, too
Tons of big animals for you

Dickinson and Fort Yates
Road construction I really hate
Come on girls, don’t be shy
Lawrence Welk is pretty fly

Holsteinees, Republiceenees, no mounteenees
A really good…econeemee?

Hoeven my broeven? (Yeah?)
I’m sorry I’m movin’ (It’s okay!)
But I’ll always look back to you
Keep representin’ North Dakota!

North Dakota boys, we’re so original
Parodies with dumb videos
ChiKen PoKs was way more enjoyable

North Dakota boys, we’re uncontrollable
Everyday stop for lunch at Kroll’s
Midwest represent, now put your kuchen up!

North Dakota
North Dakota Bois
North Dakota
North Dakota Bois

Oh yeah, I’m like the new Milo Hatzenbuhler!
Seriously though, I love this state…so don’t get offended.

Seriously though, no angry emails, please.

North Dakota Bois – California Gurls Parody. I know a place where the wheat is really golden. Warm for a month, and then the winter brings the cold in. Sippin’ knoephla soup, laying underneath our teepees. The girls like us guys if we’re good at cow tipping. You could travel the world, and anywhere would probably be better than here. Once you party with us, you’ll be fallin’ asleep. North Dakota boys, we’re so predictable. Catholics, Lutherans, maybe one Jew. Frostbitten in May? It’s not impossible. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By North Dakota Bois – California Gurls Parody.