Britney And Madonna – Me Against Madonna – Me Against The Music – Parody

Britney:
All the people in my crew are really young and I am too!

Madonna:
Hey Britney!

Britney:
Oh no, she’s here!

Madonna:
Hey, you wanna hang out?

Britney:
Sorry, I’m kinda busy right now

Madonna:
At a club?

Britney:
Bye

Britney:
She’s always there
Everytime I turn around
Her creepy stare
That tired eightie’s disco sound
She follows me
Desperation I can’t take
Keeps calling me
She’s worse than Justin Timberlake

Ever since I kissed her
She’s been on me like a blister
I don’t need another mother
But she just won’t leave me alone
She won’t leave me alone (Hey, leave me alone)

I don’t want to knock her
But she’s a crazy stalker
And I wish she’d take walker and just get her
Butt on home
Bitch, leave me alone
(Hey, hey, hey)

Britney:
How bout’ givin’ me some space

Madonna:
I just really had to see ya’

Britney:
Can’t you get out of my face?

Madonna:
I’ve got a great idea, it’s a sexy video

Britney:
No, I really do not wanna

Madonna:
Be my bitch, I’ll be your ho

Britney: I
‘m not lezzy like you Madonna

Madonna:
Hey Britney, I need some help with my career
Look at my cane and look where I stick it
I’m desperate
That’s why sometimes I pretend I’m queer
It was in my pants, who wants to lick it?

Get on the swing
Try not to heave
Spread your legs, roll in my leaves
I need some of your young blood
Please fulfill my hunger
My last CD was a dud
I need to be younger
All your youth and energy
Please, I really need it
Now expose your neck to me
With my fangs I’ll bleed it

Madonna:
All right everybody let’s vogue!
Vogue, vogue, vogue, huh?
Good times!
Come on everybody, let’s vogue.
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue,
Vogue, vogue, vogue, vogue…

Britney And Madonna – Me Against Madonna – Me Against The Music – Parody – Britney and Madonna MAd TV Skit – Credit: Nicole Parker – Britney Spears. Mo Collins – Madonna