The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time

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[#1] Source: LYBIO.net
Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?

[#2]
Actually when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.

[#3]
If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave its ass, and teach them to walk backwards. (What did you say?)

[#4]
I’ll use small words to be sure that you understand, you wart hog faced Buffoon

[#5]
You pompous, stuck up, snot nose, English giant Twerp, scum bag, fuck face, dick head, ass hole.

[#6]
You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking, Nerf herder!

[#7]
You clicking, clanking, clattering collection of Collagenous junk.

[#8]
You shit kicking stinky horse manure smelling motherfucker you.

[#9]
You dirt eating piece of slime, you scum sucking pig, you son of a motherless goat.

[#10]
How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil. You eunuch jelly thou

[#11]
No business-bon, insecure junk yard motherfucker!

[#12]
You’re a fuckin secretary, fuck you! Ya – That’s my message to you, fuck you and you can kiss my ass.

[#13]
You are an emotional fuckin cripple, your soul is dog-shit, every single fuckin thing about you is ugly.

[#14]
You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, vulgar insensitive selfish, stupid, you have no taste a lousy sense of humor and you smell.

[#15]
I don’t like your jerk-off name! I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior and I don’t like you, jerk-off.

[#16]
You’re a cunt, your a cunt now, you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s gonna change is that you will become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

[#17]
Looks like to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

[#18]
You’re just an after birth Elie , you slithered out on your mother’s filth. They should of put you in a glass jar on the mantle piece!

[#19]
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity

[#20]
[Man 1] You despise me, don’t you? [Man 2] If I gave you any thought I probably would!

[#21]
Rumwood piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire!

[#22]
There is a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in High Society, outside of a kennel.

[#23]
You one ugly mutherfucker!

[#24]
[Ugly Women] You found me beautiful ones. [Man] Honey, you got real ugly!

[#25]
You, your okay! This one, real fuckin ugly!

[#26]
Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!

[#27]
[Woman] I’ll go with you, but – [Man] I know there is a problem with your face.

[#28]
Your incapable of running this shit, sit your five dollar ass down, before I make change.

[#29]
What you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

[#30]
[Man 1] Look up idiot in the dictionary, you know what you will find? [Man 2] A picture of me? [Man 1] No, the definition of the word idiot, which you fuckin are!

[#31]
[Man 1] It’s unbelievable, who put the fuckin cameras in this place. [Man 2] Oh, who the fuck are you? [Man 1] I’m the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy.

[#32]
[Man 1] You don’t remember me, my name is Benny. [Al Pacino] Maybe, I don’t give a shit, maybe I don’t remember the last time I blew my nose either.

[#33]
Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!

[#34]
[Man 1] I’ve been in this business for 15 years. [Man 2] What’s your name? [Man 1] Fuck you, that’s my name!

[#35]
[Man 1] This is your last chance. What do you say kid? [Kid] Why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more.

[#36]
[Man 1]Tell me about about it. [Man 2] Like I’m going to put a bullet hole in your fucking forehead and fuck the brain hole.

[#37]
I can see you right now in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, but I can’t see the stove.

[#38]
Hey, hey hey, loosen up, will you, you’re a lot of women, you know that. You want to make 14 dollars the hard way.

[#39]
[Man 1] Why don’t you try the airlines, its a lot faster and you get a free meal. [Man 2] If I wanted a joke, I would follow you into the John and watch you take a leak.

[#40 - South Park]
[Cartman] how would you like to suck my balls? [Mr Garrison] What did you just say? [Cartman] oh I’m sorry. How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?

[#41]
[Girl] Trying to earn money for college. [Dude] Your mom goes to college.

[#42]
Nice wig Janice, what’s it made of? [Janice] Your mom’s chest hair!

[#43 Breakfast Club]
[Principal] Questions? [Dude] Ya, I have a question! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

[#44]
[Girl] How do you hate women so well? [Man] I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

[#45] Source: LYBIO.net
[Arnold] You should go clone yourself! [Man] Why is that? [Arnold] So you can go fuck yourself!

[#46]
I tea bag your fucking drum set!

[#47]
You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers.

[#48]
You climb obstacles like old people fuck, you know that Private Pyle

[#49]
I crap bigger than you.

[#50]
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

[#51]
[Cowboy 1] I call that bold talk for an one eyed fat man. [Cowboy 2] Feel your hand your sun of a bitch.

[#52]
[Robot] Hey laser lips, your momma was a snow-blower.

[#53]
Listening, your mother sucks fuckin big fuckin elephant dicks, you got that?

[#54]
[Man 1] You know what happens when you do another turn in the joint? [Man 2] Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack. You’re gonna charge me, dick head?

[#55]
Fuckface Fuckface – who’s speaking to you? He asked him didn’t he? Fuckface, I like that one Errol, I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbin off your mum

[#56]
Uuu, a lovely lady, your alright, you must of been something before electricity.

[#57]
[Man Holds Gun] Hey, would you stop with the wife shit. [Man] Ask me how fat she is? [Man Holds Gun] How fat is she? [Man] She is so fat I had to roll her in flavor and look for the wet spot – if you want to fuck her, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.

[#58]
The power grid was shut off by dickless here. [Dickless] They caused an explosion! [Third Man] Is this true? [Four Man] Yes, its true, this man has no dick.

[#59]
Shut up idiot! Moron! Puss licker! Fart smeller! You eat dog crap for breakfast! Geek! You play ball like a girl!

[#60]
People who are talking metaphor ought to shampoo my crotch.

[#61]
Never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life.

[#62]
[Woman] Alright [Man] What? [Woman] Its an inanimate fuckin object. [Man] You’re an inanimate fuckin object!

[#63]
You stupid ignorant son of a bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I met some dumb bastards in my time but you out do them all, get over there.

[#64]
You stupid fuckin cunt. You Willianson, I’m talking to you shit head! Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin cunt, you idiot!

[#65]
[Man] Don’t call me stupid! [Women] Alright, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

[#66]
Tommy, if I was going to break your balls I would ask you to go home and get your shine box. Now go home and get your shine box! Mutherfuckin -

[#67]
Cheap lying, no good lying, rotten, form fleshing dickless hopeless, heartless, bug eyed stiff legged spider lipped worm head sack of monkey shit, he is!

[#68]
The day I need a friend like you, I’d just have myself a little squad shit on out.

[#69]
I’ll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.

[#70]
I’ll shove that bat up your ass, and turn you into a Popsicle.

[#71]
Listen, you snot nosed little shit, I was takin shrapnel in Khe Sanh, while you were crapping in your hands and rubbing it on your face.

[#72]
I don’t give a tuppany fuck about your moral conundrum you meat head shit sack.

[#73]
Are you going to bark all day, little doggy! Or are you gonna bite?

[#74]
That’s what I thought. You’re a gutless turd.

[#75]
You look like the vermin ridden son of bitch you are!

[#76]
I bet you are the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn courtesy to give them the reach around.

[#77]
Hell, son, you are as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.

[#78]
[Boy] Your suck a fuck ass! [Girl] Did you just call me a fuck ass? [Girl] You can go suck a fuck!

[#79]
[Al Pacino] Hey, Frank. You a piece of shit! [Frank] Tony. What are you talking about? You know what I’m talking about you fuckin Cockroach.

[#80]
You know what son you are, you are the son of a thousand fathers all bastards like you.

[#81]
[Man] You are a smelly pirate hooker. [Woman] You look like a blueberry. [Man] Why don’t you go back to your home on whore island!

[#82]
First, take a big step back, and literally fuck your own face!

[#83]
You’re the problem, you’re the fuckin problem! You fucking doctor white honkin jam-rag fucking spunk bubble

[#84]
[Man 1] Fuckin ( ) [Man 2] Hey buddy, enough with curse words, alright! [Man 1] Kiss my sweaty balls you fat fuck.

[#85]
Fuck you. fuck ball.

[#86]
You teutonic twat.

[#87]
Shut that cunts mouth or I will come over there and fuck start her head.

[#88]
You cock juggling thunder cunt!

[#89]
Hey, try not to suck dick on your way through the parking lot!

[#90]
You insignifi-cunt lady fuck!

[#91]
Stick your cock up her ass you muther fucker worthless cock sucker!

[#92]
Shit it ain’t son of a bitch, bastard douche bag, twat, dick head.

[#93]
Boy, I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss for your ass right now!

[#94]
For me, you are somewhere between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when your really thirsty.

[#95]
[Man 1] Your part – egg plant. [Man 2] Hey Hey hey Your a cantaloupe.

[#96]
Your a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry I know you disapprove of swearing so, you are a boring F (star*) (star*) cunt.

[#97] Source: LYBIO.net
Ah, I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eddiberries.

[#98]
[White] If I had a dick, this is where I would tell you to suck it!

[#99]
And further more, you can all go fuck yourselves!

[#100]
[Woman] Where should I go? And what shall I do? [Man] Frankly, my dear I don’t give a damn!

The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time. Here it goes, ah, lets start with the obvious. Excuse me is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face? Actually when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.