Mike Polk Junior – Dear The Cleveland Browns

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Dear Cleveland Browns ticket office, I recently received your friendly reminder in the mail stressing that it’s time for me to make my first season ticket for the upcoming year. As you can imagine I’m as excited as can be about the frenzy of free agent activity on part of the Browns thus far. And although I’d admit that I’ve originally mistakenly believed that – based on his name. Frosty Rucker was a NASCAR driver. A quick googling informed me that he is in face a defensive end. That the Cincinnati Bengals considered disposable. So regardless of what we do in the draft. I am anxious for this season to get under way. I hope you don’t mind but I took the liberty of slightly altering my season ticket package payment plan in a manner I’m certain you’ll agree that is fare to both parties. Firstly, I’m enclosing an initial payment of $2.00 dollars to cover both season games that I am forced to purchase. I’m sure that you’ll concur that fifty-cent a seat is a more than adequate price to pay to watch fourth string walks-on’s from Mount Union run into each other in a meaningless scrimmage while I drink several of your $11.00 dollar beers.

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Secondly, I do not wish to purchase my tickets for the final two home games of the year as it’s been my consistent experience by that point in the season, people are able to buy seats all around me for about $6.00 dollars on Stub Hub or off a scalper outside the stadium in exchange for two Camel Menthol cigarettes. I believe I’ll take a gamble this year. As to when you’ll receive the remainder of the balance for the other up coming season. I’m afraid I’ll have to borrow your organizations approach and simply demand your continued patience and loyalty to me during this difficult time. For you see, regrettably, to borrow a phrase, my checking account is currently in a rebuilding year. Thank you for your understanding and as always – Go Browns! Mike Polk Junior Section 341

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Mike Polk Junior – Dear The Cleveland Browns. I’m afraid I’ll have to borrow your organizations approach and simply demand your continued patience and loyalty to me during this difficult time. For you see, regrettably, to borrow a phrase, my checking account is currently in a rebuilding year. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.