Michelle Glavan – A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self – 20th Anniversary Edition 2

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[Michelle Glavan] Source: LYBIO.net

20 years ago

I left a tape for myself…

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
I think I’d like to talk to myself in the future. Yup, that’s something that I’ll do.

2012

Do not Watch until Future

[Champagne Perrier-Jouët]

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Hi, Michelle.

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Hey, Michelle.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992] Source: LYBIO.net
I like your hair.

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Oh your gonna start dying it in high school so the boys will finally notice you but it doesn’t work.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
I’m 12 years old, how old are you?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Old enough to know you shouldn’t ask a woman her age.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Ah

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Ya

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Ok

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Ah

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
I see

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Okay, Michelle this isn’t really going anywhere. So

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Me in the future guess what?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
What?

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Chicken butt! Guess who?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Who?

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Chicken poo. Guess how?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Ok, listen up you little shit, if we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, I’m not wasting anymore time on your stupid little games because you think the 32 year old version of yourself is gonna play along. No – I’m gonna tell you some important shit. So you don’t’ f&ck up your life. Or my life. Our lives.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
(laughs) Ok.

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Alright, your gonna start your period in a few weeks just shove something up there. Your gonna be fine.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Hey, look what I have. (My Little Pony Hand Mirror)

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Ya, that’ll do.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992] Source: LYBIO.net
(dancing)

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Don’t text naked pictures of yourself to Bobby Murphy it might seem like a good idea

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
What’s that?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Oh – texting. Oh it’s a way of communicating and really wastes a bunch of your time and it will get you into 3 car accidents.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Cool

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Stop watching ‘Saved By The Bell’. 20 years from now, no one will be relevant.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Okay

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Okay your gonna give your first BJ to your senior prom date, he’s gonna start pushing your head down. But don’t freak out his dyck is small, you’ll be fine. Your birth control is gonna start coming in mint flavors, don’t mistake them for breath mints.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992] Source: LYBIO.net
Ya

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Learn how to play the Ukelele, there’s gonna be a wave of girls who do Ukelele cover songs on YouTube and they are gonna get really popular. Your gonna wanna get in on that.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
[Gizmo Gremlins]

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
There’s gonna be a video called: 2 girlz one cup. DO NOT WATCH IT! Any other things you wanna know?

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
What’s the name of your husband? And how many kids do you have?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Oh I’m – I’m single. No kids. Three cats. And yeah, I was engaged once and it ended when my fiancé slept with my sister over Christmas vacation, oh ya – your sister is still a b%tch.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
What’s you job?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
I am currently an unemployed actress, I have no health insurance and I have massive self image issues.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Are you pretty?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
No! I don’t think I’m pretty. Ah-ha I don’t have a boyfriend, I don’t have a job, my face can cut through metal, my t!ts are tiny. There! You happy?! Oh – Great MY CAT JUST SHIT ON THE RUG! Awesome!

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
Yeah

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
No yeah. You little shit. This is a bad idea. I never should of watched this video. This life is the direct result of the poor decisions you make.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
(giggling)

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Hey past Michelle – you guess what?

[Michelle Glavan - 1992]
What’d you say?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
Michael Jackson m@lested children, Whitney Houston is dead and Jonathan Taylor Thomas is gay.

[Michelle Glavan - 1992] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey look it’s Glow Worm. Do you still play with Glo Worm?

[Michelle Glavan - 2012]
(Vibrating Glo Worm) Every night. Oh ya.

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