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Shane Stever – Shit Sorority Girls Say

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I’m not just here to get my MRS.
Eww, Phi Kap?
Oh my God Baby Hooties!
My moms a Theta but my mom’s a total b-tch!
Oh my god how have I never been in this basement?
Delta Gamma? Eww.
You guys want some Froyo?
Let’s go to Pink Berry!
Froyo?
They have Froyo.
Froyo does not have any calories.
I heard they have no fat in Froyo and no carbs.
Which sorority would Reese Witherspoon be in?
What’s in this?
Come on with this hair, I’m shoe in for Tri Delt.
You’re such a b-tch! That’s my scarf.
I totally got roofied at Beta at one time.
If you’re at the Munchy bring me back a SmartWater and a Greek Yogurt.
We’re going to Frat Row?
I’m not drunk you b-tch!
Is that on the card?
Does Neiman Marcus take the card?
Are condoms on the card?
Is Lacoste on the card?
It won’t let me change my political beliefs to vegan!
Should I get a boob job?
Hey, the boys are shotgunning beers on the deck!
Beta.
I’m dating a Beta named Derek–he’s hot as hell.
Are you going out?
We’re pre-gaming. Right?
Are you pre-gaming at Becca’s?
Did you guys catch a cab together or are we walking?
Oh, it’s an off campus party?
Where is Cole Hall, and is it high enough for me to jump off and kill myself?
I think I might fuggin’ kill myself.
I’m gonna fuggin’ kill myself.
I didn’t get a bid from Tri Delt!
Is this where you guys haze your pledges?
I spent like 9 hours on Derek’s cooler for formal I hope he fugging likes it.
I saw this fat as sh-t squirrel, I think it was in DG.
I’m kind of a lightweight.
I’m not doing another shot.
How many shots did you take?
I did like four shots in an hour.
I took like five shots.
7 shots.
8 shots.
I am sooo drunk!
Lambda Chi is having a foam party this weekend, I’m not wearing my bra.
Ah, don’t worry they’re Bucks guys.
No, it’s a Bucks party you have to pre-game.
Paint party.
80′s parties.
Toga party.
Let’s raise awareness.
Skinny. Vanilla. No foam. Extra hot. Make it a double. Pumpkin spice, latte.
G-chat me back you b-tch!
This smells like roofies – but.
What a slut bag.
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I think I’m going to study abroad in France or something romantic like that.
Derek’s dad has an airplane.
We can’t go to the football game yet, it just started like an hour ago.
My iPhone’s broken. Oh wait! Never mind!
I’ve never thrown up!
I never throw up!
I fugging hate vodka.
Wait! What?
Wait! What?
Wait! What?
Wait! What??
Wait! What?
Wait! What?
Wait! What?
Do you think smoking will make me skinny?

Becca you need to DTR, right now!
Do the pearls say slutty b-tch or rich hoe?
Hold my fugging hair, you b-tch!
This place sucks let’s go to Lonnie’s.
They never even card at Lonnie’s.

Becca!?
Oh my god where did you get those rain boots?
I want it to rain, so I can wear my rain boots.
I love your rain boots.
Oh, I miss my rain boots.
Fugging Melodores wow!
For Halloween I’m thinking like – something slutty. I don’t know.
(vomiting)
It’s the new Coke diet.
I think Imma try that Coke diet.
I’m so fugging drunk!
I’m so shambly
Shambly
Is it still a walk a shame if you look damn good?

Oh my god I have to take the biggest sh-t.
I haven’t showered in 7 days
(belches)

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We are never going out.
Becca, there’s a black guy!

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Shane Stever – Shit Sorority Girls Say. My iPhone’s broken. Oh wait! Never mind! I’ve never thrown up! I never throw up! I want it to rain, so I can wear my rain boots. I love your rain boots. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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