Staten Island Girls Remix Spoof – California Gurls

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Greetings Guido’s
Lets take a journey

I know a place
It’s the 5th borough of the city
Jammed, over packed
But the girls are really pretty
Can’t make no right on reds
And There’s a mountain full of garbage (the dump)
The boys
Pump their fists
Pop them xanax in club abyss

You could go to south beach
And step on some needles that have STD’s.
Take the ferry or bus
You can party over here
You’ll be talking like us

Staten Island girls
We’re recognizable
Orange skin
With black hair on top
Never leave the house without our bronzer
Oooooh

Staten Island girls
We think were the shit
LOL JK we are!
East coast represent
Put your 4 loko’s up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex in our cars
Fake id’s to get in the bars
MySpace sluts
Facebook hoes
Now pump that techno on the stereo (oh oh)

You could go to the mall
See everyone you know
Watch the boys start brawls
Drug deals on every corner
Go to the Y watch the boys in the sauna

Staten Island girls
We suck at beer pong
That’s not the only thing that we suck (wink)
Bright white thongs
Under our black spandex
Whoa Whoa Whoa

Staten Island girls
We rock Ed hardy
Sunglasses that don’t fit our face
Ripped jeans over or under our uggs
and don’t forget our poofs!
Poo ooo oo oo oo oofs

Juicehead:
Stoned, tanned
Drunk and zooted
Nike shirts that say lets do it
Jordan’s Nikes air force ones
Give me a burger with no bun
We smoke dubs and catch that sun
Beamers
Benzes
Bentleys
(Uh)

Jersey boys
they ain’t no fun
yo let me get in your pants Hun
We like weezy
We like house
We love the Babes
even if they easy
Protein shakes
and Poland Springs
Pumping iron is everything

Danny boys
Hanging’ out
Wendy’s late night
Munching out
bbm, Newport’s, iphones,
Shots of tequila
and patron
Melissa my lady
(Yeah)
Now look at here baby
(Uh huh)
I think you’re cute
Let me get your pin so I can bbm you (oh oh yeah)

Staten Island girls
We’re recognizable
Orange skin
With black hair on top
Never leave the house without our bronzer
Oooooh

Staten Island girls
We think that we’re the shit
LOL JK we are!
East coast represent
Put your 4 loko’s up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Juice Head:
(Shaolin, Westerliegh
Ireland, Italy)
K-Mob holler at me
Springville
T-ville
E-ville
Great Kills
Oh and I can’t forget Westerlieigh
Holla
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Staten Island Girls Remix Spoof – California Gurls. I know a place. It’s the 5th borough of the city. Jammed, over packed. But the girls are really pretty. Can’t make no right on reds. And There’s a mountain full of garbage (the dump). The boys. Pump their fists. Pop them xanax in club abyss. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By Staten Island Girls Remix Spoof – California Gurls.