Fred – Fred Throws A Party

[Background Sound] Toilet Flush

[Fred]
Hey it’s Fred and right now I’m super super excited. Ha ha ha! The reason why is because today is the last day of schoooooool.

[Fred]
The main reason I’m excited is that my stupid art teacher can’t get mad at me for drawing violent pictures. Haaaaa.

I’m actually just finishing up drawing violent art pictures.

[Fred's - Mom]
What did you say Fred? You know the counselor said you can’t be drawing those bad pictures anymore.

[Fred]
I’m not drawing bad pictures! I’m drawing good pictures, Mom. Of dogs and cats and not violent stuff. Ha Ha Haaaa!

[Fred]
Anyways, to show my excitement I’m gonna throw a party and invite everyone in my class to it. It’s gonna be so hackin awesome!

[Fred]
Okay, now I’m gonna call every single person inside my class and invite them to my marvelous party. Ah, this is kinda embarrassing, but if you are wondering why I’m using a Blueberry or whatever you call it – it’s because my Mom couldn’t afford the phone bills in our house so we were just looking through the trash cans and we found this Blueberry and it has some minutes left on it and we’re just gonna keep on using it until all the minutes run out.

[Fred]
And it’s getting to be really annoying because the original owner of the phone keeps on calling us and saying: “Oh, give me back my phone”! It’s just like finders keepers, losers weepers – loser!

[Fred]
Okay, first off is Judy. Hi, Judy, it’s Fred! I was just wondering if you wanted to come to my party because [ silence ]

[Fred]
It’s not my fault because I peed my pants at school, cause i was just too scared to ask the teacher to go to the bathroom, okay! Gosh!

[Fred]
Oh, that little brat. Which so happens to be so attractive, hung up on me! Gosh!

[Fred]
Okay, that was one person who didn’t want to come, whatever, I bet everyone else would wanna come.

[Fred]
Hey, you wanna come to my party, there’s going to be tons of stuff like food – my awesome Mom. There’s gonna be tons of stuff.

[Fred]
They hung up too!

[Fred]
Hey it’s Fred, I’m having a party today, and I was wondering if you wanted to..
No, no, I swear it will not lower you social status to come over to my house! Please! Oh!

[Fred]
Oh, my gosh, your pet rock died! Oh my gosh, that’s understandable – you don’t have to come over here – I’m so sorry.

[Fred]
I called up every single person in my class and nobody wants to come! This is one messed up world if a six year old can’t even have a party without being made fun of by his peers!

[Fred]
I mean just whatever! [ Fred Screams ]

[Background Voice ] Oh, Fred, don’t be sad we’ll come to your party! I even brought a balloon for the special occasion.

[Fred]
What’s going on!

[Background Voice ]
We just wanna come to your party!

[Fred]
You can come, you can come, but just don’t hurt me!

[Fred]
Oh, neighborhood squirrel, I knew you would come!

[Fred]
Does anyone want these delicious deep fried beans my mom made?

[Background Voice ]
Those look so nasty!

[Fred]
Come on, they are good, you little weasel. Ahhh!

[Fred]
You know what, I’m actually glad none of those loser came – cause now I get to eat these delicious deep fried beans all by myself.

[Fred]
It’s a secret family recipe, I won’t tell you even if I could, I’m sorry!

[Fred]
Oh, ya, it’s a dance party, it’s a dance party! Oh, oh, oh, I’m having so much fun! Wowwwwwwwww

[Fred]
I feel like a straight up gangster having a dance party in my house, I mean seriously, this is so much fun.

[Background Voice - Kevin ]
Oh, my gosh, Fred, this is so lame!

[Fred]
Get out of here, Kevin!

[Background Voice - Judy ]
Oh, my Fred, I thought at least one person would show up!

[Fred]
Be quiet Judy, seriously your parties are so much lamer than this – we are having a gangstar dance-off, you that’s right. Now get out of my house! Get OUT!

Okay, whatever, I really don’t care what those two losers think. Well anyways I think I’m gonna go cause our dance-off is getting pretty intense. Oh, okay, peace out home – dog! And I hope you guys have an awesome last day at school and a spectacular summer. And oh, my Mom spent a lot of time making those deep fried beans – so you are gonna eat them whether you like it or not!

If you are gonna throw a party make sure you actually have friends.

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