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Bart Baker – Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk – Parody

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[Bart Baker – Bruno Mars – Uptown Funk – Parody]

[Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars]

[WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do da!
Do, do, ru, do da!
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This song is lazy it just rips off the 80’s.
Back when all Funk music was made by huge cocaine addicts.
Every
Nostril
Had some white nose candy in it.
And everyone got up to use the bathroom every ten minutes.

I’m too high.
Just snort.

That guy looks like Michael Jackson.

I’m 5’5′.
That’s short.

That’s not a man, that’s a lesbian.

Who’s that guy?

Some dork.

I wrote this song! I’m Mark Ronson!

This looks like New York.
But it’s just a cheap run-down movie set.
Girls walking by ignore us.
Ew!
Walk by and just ignore us.
Ew!
This song has no real chorus.
True!
It’s just me and these four guys clappin’
Looking into the camera clappin’
Something cool is about to happen.
We’re gonna dance while the cameraman spins the camera around.
Spin it!

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!

Mark don’t try to get down!
White boy dance like a clown.

Why? Because I’m not brown?
Hey don’t have a meltdown!
Please let me hang around!
Okay fine just
Stop!

Come walk with me.
Just don’t dance Ronson you’re too shitty.
Bruno please sign this check to buy a car that’s a wreck.
Which we’ll dance ’round in the street without gettin’ in it.

Can I please dance with you guys now?

No Mark Ronson you keep sittin’.

I’m too hot.
You’re wet.

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru rah!

The sweat’s turning my pink jacket red.
Could you stop dancin’
I’m trying to shine your shoes you coke head!
Now we’ve got.
Up top.
Old lady hair rollers on our heads.
We look like grandmas.
And my damn nose is bloody from the blow.

I was on a computer.
Ooh!
And I read a strange rumor.
Ooh!
You’re Michael Jackson Jr.!
Ooh!
So is it true was he your father?
That would be an amazing honor.

That can’t be they’re different colors!

[Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009):] Source: LYBIO.net
Back from the dead to clear up this shit. But first grab your own d-ck and dance!

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!

One more time grab your d-ck.

Da, do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!
Do, do, ru, do, do, ru do rah!

Time for rumors is done.
Yes I have one more son.
And the world will be stunned.
To learn you are the one.
I’m your father!

[Bruno Mars (Bart Baker):]
Oh my god! I knew it! I’m Michael Jackson’s son! The rumors were true!

[Michael Jackson:] Source: LYBIO.net
No, not you! Him, Mark Ronson!

[Jack Douglass (Mark Ronson Impersonator):]
YES! That means I’m black…I can dance – heh! In your face, guys!

[Bart Baker:] Source: LYBIO.net
Yo, guys, thanks for watching my “Uptown Funk” PARODY, if you want to see the rest of my amazing parodies, click this box right here or click the link down below in the description box – special thanks to Jack Douglass for playing Mark Ronson in this video – check out his channel by clicking his face right over here. It’s called” Jacksfilms. Baby!

For those of you who did not hear, I have a new mobile gaming app it is called Social Jumpers – you can play as me – there’s tons of awesome levels – it’s kind of like Mario but better! GO GET IT IN THE APPS STORE! It’s 100% free the link is in the description box or you can just search Social Jumpers whatever floats your boat.

Don’t forget to get the original song on iTunes the link is down below – support the artist you @ss. You can get this song on iTunes by clicking the link right above my head or the link in the description box – it’s so good it will give you so much wood. I guarantee it – so the winner of that microphone from that last video – Instagram username is right here [@natalia.labbe268] congratulations!

This time we are giving away this hat that I wore the entire video – I’m gonna autograph it right underneath – it’s one of a kind – all you gotta do for your chance to win – follow me on Instagram – my user name is @bartbaker – the winner will be announced at the end of my next parody.

Until next time guys, I gotta go put on a diaper, cover myself in shit and grow a really gross beard because Sia – Elastic Heart is next. And I’m playing Shia. Those two names sound way to similar and its giving me a real soft bonner. Good night.

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