Louis CK – What You Get With A Basic Life

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[Louis Szekely (Louis C.K.)] Source: LYBIO.net
Life is short, life is very short. I like life, I like it, I feel like even if it ends up being short, I got lucky to get – to have it, because life is an amazing gift when you think about – what you get with a basic life, not even all particularly lucky life, or a healthy life. If you have a life, it’s a – here is your boilerplate deal with life. This is basic cable what you get, when you get life. You get to be on earth. First of all, oh my god, what a location.

This is earth, and for trillions of miles in every direction it fucking sucks, so bad, it’s so shitty that your eyes bolt out of your head, because it sucks so bad. You get to be on earth and look at shit as long as you’re not blind or whatever it is, that you get to be here, you get to eat food. You get to put bacon in your mouth. I mean, when you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who is Presidents or anything, you just ahh, ahhhh –

Every time I’m eating bacon I think I could die right now and I mean it, that’s how good life is. You get to – You get to fuck, that’s free if you’re smart that comes with it, that’s part of the deal. Where else you’re going to get that deal, you get to put your dick in there and go in and out, pretty good. And if you’re a woman, you get to just lay back and just have a dick just shoving in and out of you awkwardly, anytime you want, ANYTIME you want.

[Louis C.K.] Source: LYBIO.net
If you are a gay man, you get to just fill your boyfriend’s ass with your dick, just fill it all the way to the balls, and it’s nice and warm and tight in there, and he is your buddy. If you’re a lesbian, you get to do all those stuff they’re doing and uh – it’s a great deal, you get to eat, you get to fuck, you get to read to kill a mocking bird, it’s a great life.

Louis CK – What You Get With A Basic Life. This is basic cable what you get, when you get life. You get to be on earth. First of all, oh my god, what a location. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.