Saturday Night Live – SNL – Katy Perry – Elmo

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[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
Hi, Betty, how are you? How’s Joe Jr. Source: LYBIO.net

[Betty and Jodi]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my goodness

[Betty and Jodi]
Holly molly Moreen, you have really developed over the summer.

[Betty and Jodi]
Really developed

[Betty and Jodi]
Honey, you’ve exploded
Kaboom, Ka-Pow
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Those are some Bazooms
Ka-Pow Ka-booie
Big man boom
Va-va-vooie
Va-va-vooie
Va-va-booie
Va-va-booie-
I hardly knew you.
Maureen what the hell happened to your shirt.
Looks like today’s show is brought to you by the number 38 and the letter Double D

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
Well I guess I developed over the summer!

[Betty and Jodi]
You guess, look at Elmo, his heads all stretched out.

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
It is?

[Betty and Jodi]
Do you remember when Jerry Lewis had to take all those steroids and his head blow up, that’s what Elmo’s head looks like, right now

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
It does?

[Betty and Jodi]
Ya
Ya
Let me tell you what you need to do Maureen, listen closely, tell your Ma to take you down to WHOLES and get yourself a good bra-er.

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
A good bra-er.

[Betty and Jodi]
Ya
Okay
Ya
And ask for Paula. Paula is a miracle worker. Unbelievable.
She doesn’t even use a tape-measurer, she just walks around in a circle and eye-balls you, she’s like an Oracle
What are you honey, a 32?
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A 32?
Ya, 32
You a 32?
32?
What are you a double D?
Double D?
Double D?
Double 2D?
Double D, more like 3D
Tell me about it
With those glasses
Cowabunga
ah ya ya ya ya

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
Well the library told me to wear some looser fitting clothing – ah, it’s so embarrassing

[Betty and Jodi]
Hey, listen to me, never be embarrassed about your body
Never
Never be embarrassed about your body
Never
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Body, beautiful
Beautiful
In France, everybody walks about with no shirt on, what so ever! Everyone, boobies as far as the eye can see
Boobie-ville
La-boobie
You know, good for them, they know how to do things over there
Ya
I’m this close to moving to France
Except I can’t speak the language and I hate the people
You know what, who cares if kids are looking at boobs, boobs feed babies, alright, boobs feed babies! I turn on CSI the other night and there’s a dead guy with a worm in his eye. And we can’t look at the tops of boobs, so dumb America
So dumb – So dumb – So dumb – You know what, you do your thing at the library and the kids come for the boobs, they stay for the books and everybody wins.

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
Oh, my gosh, your right! Yah! (jumps up on the couch)

[Betty and Jodi]
No no no, honey don’t bounce
You know what
She’s beautiful
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I wanna ask you about your mom
How’s your mom

[Katy Perry - Maureen Dichino]
She’s great, she loves your spaghetti sauce

Saturday Night Live – SNL – Katy Perry – Elmo. Honey, you’ve exploded . Kaboom, Ka-Pow. Those are some Bazooms. Ka-Pow Ka-booie. Big man boom. Va-va-vooie. Va-va-vooie. Va-va-booie. Va-va-booie- I hardly knew you. Maureen what the hell happened to your shirt. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Saturday Night Live – SNL – Katy Perry – Elmo.