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[Jimmy Fallon Spoofs Julian Castro's DNC Speech]

[Julián Castro – Mayor – 2012 Democratic National Convention Keynote Address]

[Announcer] Source: LYBIO.net
And now, tonight’s keynote speaker San Antonio Mayor, Julián Castro.

[James Thomas "Jimmy" Fallon, Jr. (September 19, 1974)] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you. Thank you. My fellow Americans, I stand before you tonight as a proud democrat, a proud Latino, and a proud citizen of this United States. America is the land of opportunity, and my journey thus far has taken me all over this great country, except Arizona they don’t let me in there. It is actually a sign outside the state that says you must be this white to get in. Ha, ha.

But tonight, I want to tell you the story of my grandmother, Victoria. She was a strong, proud, Latino woman, who could barely speak a word of English, kind of like that woman from Modern Family, Sofía Vergara.

Along with my mother, Victoria raised me and my twin brother, Joaquín. It’s true. I have a twin brother. And in case you’re wondering yes, sometimes we totally switch lives for a day, just to screw with people. In fact, I may not even be the real Julián right now, perhaps I’m Joaquín and the real Julián is back stage. Ha, ha, I’m just kidding. Or am I? I am. Is he there, yes. Now like you, I watched the Republican Convention last week and I saw Paul Ryan and Clint Eastwood. One a crazy delusional man rambled on and on without making any sense.

The other one, Clint Eastwood, who didn’t love Gran Torino, but I want to speak briefly about Mitt Romney. Don’t get me wrong, I think Mitt is a good guy. Last week in Tampa, I ran into Mitt. And he looked me square in the eyes, and he told me, what are you doing here Emanuel? You’re supposed to be in Martha’s vineyard cleaning up the pool before Ann and the kids get home. To which I reply, my name is not Emanuel, I’m Julián Castro, Mayor of San Antonia. To which, he replied no speaking Espanyol, pool clean. Classic net.

Now before I go, one final note. I’ve seen that a lot of people out there on Twitter are claiming that I look like a Latino Jimmy Fallon. And I must say I’m truly honored. He is a sexy man, with a sexy, sexy, face. Hostile sexy face.

In conclusion, good night and God Bless America.

Jimmy Fallon Spoofs Julian Castro’s DNC Speech. Now before I go, one final note. I’ve seen that a lot of people out there on Twitter are claiming that I look like a Latino Jimmy Fallon. And I must say I’m truly honored. He is a sexy man, with a sexy, sexy, face. Hostile sexy face. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.