Donald Duck – Meets Glenn Beck In Right Wing Radio Duck

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[singing] Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho. It’s off to work we go. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

[radio] Do you feel like you are working harder and harder these days just to stay financially afloat while fat cats get richer and richer? It’s not just a feeling and you’re not alone.

[radio] The income gap between the rich & poor in America is at an 80 year high.That’s the largest differential since the period immediately preceding the great depression.

[maniacal laughter]

[radio] The haves are getting more while the have nots are getting less. Meanwhile government isn’t helping decades of rising inequality.

[laughter] You’re fired duck, get outta here! Some people have no respect for a hard working man.

[mumbles angrily]

[Duck Knocks On Doors For Employment]
Could I– Hello How do you do?

[Response]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no…

[Employment Agency]
Well Mr. Duck, that’s it, we’ve just plain run out of jobs.

[Duck]
I’m busted. Oh me oh my oh my. I’m financially embarrassed. Oh, oh, oh… Uh-oh!

[Sheriff]
Open the door! (bangs on Ducks door) Ya ain’t paid. (shows foreclosure)

[Duck]
No, no not that, no, no, no.
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[Sheriff - maniacal laughter]

[Duck]
Oh my, oh my. I’m so discouraged. I’ve tried so hard.

[Glenn Beck]
3, 2, 1, Beck! Welcome to the program, my name is Glenn Beck.

[Duck]
The bad news is just multiplying our economy is tanking and it doesn’t show signs of improving.

[Radio Clip]
There are people losing jobs. Our government responds to the problems with bailouts and when you call them up and say what are you doing, you don’t get any response, they’re not listening to you.

[Duck]
Positively revolting.

[Radio Clip]
Wall street owns our government. How did we get here? I think a lot of people feel like they’re alone and they just want to give up.

[Duck]
That’s right.

[Radio Clip]
I love my country. It is the shining example of a place where people work together in peace and friendship and worship God and make things better together.
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[Duck]
That’s right.

[Radio Clip]
Well the ideas that built America are being lost and perverted.

[Duck]
That is not right!

[Radio Clip]
Ask yourself this one question, how many Marxists, Communists, Anti-Capitalists do you have around you on a daily basis?

[Duck]
One

[Duck]
Two

[Duck]
Three

[Duck]
So!

[Radio Clip]
The truth is that you are the defender of liberty.

[Duck]
Yes sir!
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[Radio Clip]
Our situation is bad. There are Nazis in America. Nazis and Communists.

[Radio Clip]
You have to think like a German Jew in 1934.

[Cartoon Clip]
We heil, heil, heil…

[Duck]
I’ll tear them apart.

[rooster crowing]

[Duck]
Huh? I almost forgot for a moment.

[Radio Clip]
There is a perfect storm formulating and it is here.

[Radio Clip]
We are entering a dangerous and scary time America. The country will be washed with blood–

[Radio Clip]
These people don’t mess around, they are taking you to a place to be slaughtered.
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[Radio Clip]
Death camp–

[Radio Clip]
What planet have I landed on? It’s like the damn planet of the apes. Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America

[Radio Clip]
We’re in a dark, dark place, we’ve got some dark dudes coming our way.

[Various Voices - Radio Clip]
Black Panthers, ACORN, reparations, welfare, Jeremiah Wright, Van Jones,Obama himself, Al Qaeda, Iran, Islamic Jihadists, terrorists, Venezuela, immigration, Mexicans, the refugees, drug lords, Hispanic groups, South America, illegal aliens, Mexico, the Chinese, everyone is coming!

[Radio Clip]
The enemy is not only in the gates they’re inside the house.

[Duck]
Uh-oh.

[spanish] Valientes brillamos, como brilla un peso.

[Duck]
huh?

[American Speaking Spanish]
Hola Mexamerica. Source: LYBIO.net

[Radio Clip]
It’s like a pack of wild Cujos ripping up the flesh of the American people.

[human imitating dog barking]

[Various Voices - Radio Clip]
Drug lords! Illegal aliens! Mexico!

[Radio Clip]
They’re gonna start getting more and more violent.

[Radio Clip]
We have been tossed into boiling water.

[Radio Clip]
These people are cannibalizing us.

[Duck]
Cannibals?

[Radio Clip]
Cannibalizing us.

[Radio Clip]
That’s what Barack Obama is doing to the American people.

[Radio Clip]
I’m hoping… That the guy with horns doesn’t actually show up.

[Maniacal Laughter]

[Radio Clip]
Everything is about to change to the extreme, the Insider Extreme.

[Duck]
Huh? Source: LYBIO.net

[Radio Clip]
We invite you to join up for $9.95 a month.

[Duck]
Oh no, no, no, no.

[Radio Clip]
It is gonna explain everything that is going on.

[Duck]
Oh boy, Oh boy!

[Radio Clip]
Insider Extreme is up and on. Hello you sick twisted freak and welcome to the extremist.

[Radio Clip]
Who are you?

[Duck]
Donald Duck.

[Radio Clip]
Isn’t that a name of some stupid Disney cartoon–

[quack]

[Radio Clip]
You can ask any question.

[Duck]
Look at this!

[Radio Clip]
Oh! Sucks to be you du’n it?

[quack]

[Radio Clip]
When you bought a house you bet that you could pay it that nothing would happen, it happened, you lost, move on!

[Duck]
But, I, I …

[Radio Clip]
Boohoo cry me a river. Hey I got an idea, listen to this… [whispers] Get a job!
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[Duck]
You can’t do that to me!

[Radio Clip]
Ah! Lazy slob that refuses to get off the couch and get a job.

[Duck]
I’ll show you!

[Steam Whistle]
(hits Duck)

[Duck]
OW!

[Steam Whistle]
(laughter)

[Duck]
(quacks angrily)

[Duck]
This is the end of you!

[Duck]
(fires a shot gun at the steam whistle)

[Duck]
Good riddance.

Donald Duck – Meets Glenn Beck In Right Wing Radio Duck. When you bought a house you bet that you could pay it that nothing would happen, it happened, you lost, move on! [Donald Duck]: But, I, I. [Radio Clip]: Boohoo cry me a river. Hey I got an idea, listen to this… [whispers] Get a job! [Donald Duck]: You can’t do that to me! Ah! Lazy slob that refuses to get off the couch and get a job. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Donald Duck – Meets Glenn Beck In Right Wing Radio Duck.