Jimmy And Tracy Morgan – Twas The Night Before Christmas

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[Jimmy And Tracy Morgan - Twas The Night Before Christmas]

Ladies and gentlemen here with our own reading of Twas the Night Before Christmas Jimmy Fallon and Tracy Morgan.

[Jimmy Fallon] Source: LYBIO.net
Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

[Tracy Morgan]
I hate that mouse. Always hear him walking around with his little nails scratching against my kitchen floor. I got brand new floors Jim, from France.

[Jimmy Fallon]
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

[Tracy Morgan]
When’s that dude going to show up? I’ve been waiting up all night for him. Santa Claus is late.

[Jimmy Fallon]
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

[Tracy Morgan] Source: LYBIO.net
Sugar plums? You definitely don’t got kids. I got three kids. They want a Wii U, XBox, ColecoVision Call of Duty. Not one of them asks for me for those sugar-plums. By the way, I know a pimp named Sugar-Plum.

[Jimmy Fallon]
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

[Tracy Morgan]
It’s a Tip-opedic bed too. There was a commercial way to drop a bowling ball on a bed, but the wine glass never spills over which is good because my favorite thing to do in the bed is bowling and drinking red wine

[Jimmy Fallon]
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.

[Tracy Morgan]
Eight tinny reindeer, ha, ha, ha, that’s hilarious.

[Jimmy Fallon]
With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. Now Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!

[Tracy Morgan]
I like to call them by their nick names, Scooter, Pork Chop, Captain Freak, TJ Downey McFresh, Bonzai, Mr. Dimples, Spanky and Joe Fraiser.

[Jimmy Fallon]
As I drew in my head, and was turning around, down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

[Tracy Morgan] Source: LYBIO.net
Chimneys are like brick house penises. That’s a poem I wrote.

[Jimmy Fallon]
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

[Tracy Morgan]
But I don’t know, why he is laughing about, there’s nothing funny about obesity. Unless here those two fat motorcycle guys from the Guinness book of World records those guys are funny can we see a picture of them. Ha, ha, ha, thanks Dave.

[Jimmy Fallon]
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight.

[Tracy Morgan] Source: LYBIO.net
Crappy Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Jimmy And Tracy Morgan – Twas The Night Before Christmas. It’s a Tip-opedic bed too. There was a commercial way to drop a bowling ball on a bed, but the wine glass never spills over which is good because my favorite thing to do in the bed is bowling and drinking red wine. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.