[James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
Last week I issued a challenge, I asked the parents of America to put pull a little holiday trick on their children, we did this on Halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it. So we did it again and this time for Christmas. I asked their parents to tell their kids they were going to let them open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, I said, put something that the kids won’t like in the box and then upload a video of that to Youtube labelled: Hey Jimmy Kimmel I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present. And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents and a lot of the kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that.
[Parent]
What’d what’d what’d you get Charlie?
[Kid]
I don’t want this.
[Kid] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh?
[Parent]
What is it?
[Kid]
An old banana!
[Parent]
An old banana, isn’t that exciting?
[Kid]
No
[Parent]
What are you doing?
[Kid]
(squeezing the banana) Pushing it!
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, ok. (laughs)
[Parent]
Wow! A battery and an onion! What’s wrong?
[Kid]
I don’t want an onion!
[Parent]
Did you smell your onion! Here, smell it.
[Kid]
Ahhhhhhh, I smelled it.
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
Open it!
[Boy Kid]
A hot dog?
[Parent]
What is that?
[Boy - Kid]
I got a girl activity book with stickers? I am not a girl.
[Girl Kid] Source: LYBIO.net
I am not a boy.
[Girl Kid]
I’m not a boy either!
[Boy - Kid]
This is the worst present ever. (cries)
[Marisa]
What is this? (bitten sandwich)
[Parent]
Marisa what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?
[Marisa]
I love it
[Parent]
You love my cooking so I made you something.
[Marisa] Source: LYBIO.net
Then why is it like – why is it ( ) sandwich that’s like that?
[Boy]
You should appreci- appreciate
[Marisa]
I appreciate her giving us a present but I didn’t know it would be like that? That’s a sandwich of mine – I love your cooking where you cook like dinners, like hot-pockets or tilapia or buffalo wings, something like that, not just a sandwich! And why would you eat off of it!
[Parent]
So Marisa you don’t want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich
[Boy]
I’ll eat it! I’ll eat it!
[Marisa]
But –
[Parent]
Open it up – you don’t want that for Christmas?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
You stinking parents! Take this back!
[Parent]
Take it back where, this is yours!
[Boy]
I want a refund!
[Parent]
It’s a half eaten sandwich, isn’t that what you asked for?
[Boy]
No! I asked for a toy!
[Parent]
What did you say about Santa?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
He ( )
[Parent]
Why?
[Boy]
Because you gave me a stupid Hello Kitty ( ) !
[Parent]
What did you get Jason? Some black beans, cheese and a waffle house hat. What’s in there?
[Boy]
A potato!
[Parent]
Oh you got a Mr. Potato head. That’s from Santa!
[Boy]
That’s not! Santa did not have those things you – I saw you out in the car the garage. Those things were not from Santa Claus!
[Parent]
Are you upset!
[Boy]
Humm humm.
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
You stupid parents! I hate you! I hate you all!
[Boy]
What I got ponies?
[Parent]
That was your ( )
[Boy]
I got ponies?
[Parent]
What’s – what’s wrong? You’re not excited about your presents?
[Boy]
I got pony’s why do I want pony’s they’re – they’re for girls
[Parent]
Guys –
[Girl]
Mine is a stupid book.
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
We thought really hard about what to get you, this year
[Boy]
Well you didn’t do a very good job
[Boy]
This is the worst Christmas I’ve ever had.
[Boy]
A stapler!
[Parent]
( ) what did you get?
[Girl]
A cook book!
[Parent]
Mario what did you get?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t know!
[Parent]
It’s an invisible fence for your dog
[Boy]
Is it a joke!
[Parent]
Well, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it!
[Boy]
Well tell him to suck my balls.
[Jimmy Kimmel] Source: LYBIO.net
Noted, if Santa gives that kid anything he’s fired. He’s done, he’ll have no credibility anymore.
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[James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967)] Source: LYBIO.net
Last week I issued a challenge, I asked the parents of America to put pull a little holiday trick on their children, we did this on Halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it. So we did it again and this time for Christmas. I asked their parents to tell their kids they were going to let them open one present a few weeks early, but instead of a good present, I said, put something that the kids won’t like in the box and then upload a video of that to Youtube labelled: Hey Jimmy Kimmel I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present. And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents and a lot of the kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that.
[Parent]
What’d what’d what’d you get Charlie?
[Kid]
I don’t want this.
[Kid] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh?
[Parent]
What is it?
[Kid]
An old banana!
[Parent]
An old banana, isn’t that exciting?
[Kid]
No
[Parent]
What are you doing?
[Kid]
(squeezing the banana) Pushing it!
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, ok. (laughs)
[Parent]
Wow! A battery and an onion! What’s wrong?
[Kid]
I don’t want an onion!
[Parent]
Did you smell your onion! Here, smell it.
[Kid]
Ahhhhhhh, I smelled it.
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Kid]
Eggs?
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
Open it!
[Boy Kid]
A hot dog?
[Parent]
What is that?
[Boy - Kid]
I got a girl activity book with stickers? I am not a girl.
[Girl Kid] Source: LYBIO.net
I am not a boy.
[Girl Kid]
I’m not a boy either!
[Boy - Kid]
This is the worst present ever. (cries)
[Marisa]
What is this? (bitten sandwich)
[Parent]
Marisa what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?
[Marisa]
I love it
[Parent]
You love my cooking so I made you something.
[Marisa] Source: LYBIO.net
Then why is it like – why is it ( ) sandwich that’s like that?
[Boy]
You should appreci- appreciate
[Marisa]
I appreciate her giving us a present but I didn’t know it would be like that? That’s a sandwich of mine – I love your cooking where you cook like dinners, like hot-pockets or tilapia or buffalo wings, something like that, not just a sandwich! And why would you eat off of it!
[Parent]
So Marisa you don’t want that peanut butter and jelly sandwich
[Boy]
I’ll eat it! I’ll eat it!
[Marisa]
But –
[Parent]
Open it up – you don’t want that for Christmas?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
You stinking parents! Take this back!
[Parent]
Take it back where, this is yours!
[Boy]
I want a refund!
[Parent]
It’s a half eaten sandwich, isn’t that what you asked for?
[Boy]
No! I asked for a toy!
[Parent]
What did you say about Santa?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
He ( )
[Parent]
Why?
[Boy]
Because you gave me a stupid Hello Kitty ( ) !
[Parent]
What did you get Jason? Some black beans, cheese and a waffle house hat. What’s in there?
[Boy]
A potato!
[Parent]
Oh you got a Mr. Potato head. That’s from Santa!
[Boy]
That’s not! Santa did not have those things you – I saw you out in the car the garage. Those things were not from Santa Claus!
[Parent]
Are you upset!
[Boy]
Humm humm.
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
You stupid parents! I hate you! I hate you all!
[Boy]
What I got ponies?
[Parent]
That was your ( )
[Boy]
I got ponies?
[Parent]
What’s – what’s wrong? You’re not excited about your presents?
[Boy]
I got pony’s why do I want pony’s they’re – they’re for girls
[Parent]
Guys –
[Girl]
Mine is a stupid book.
[Parent] Source: LYBIO.net
We thought really hard about what to get you, this year
[Boy]
Well you didn’t do a very good job
[Boy]
This is the worst Christmas I’ve ever had.
[Boy]
A stapler!
[Parent]
( ) what did you get?
[Girl]
A cook book!
[Parent]
Mario what did you get?
[Boy] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t know!
[Parent]
It’s an invisible fence for your dog
[Boy]
Is it a joke!
[Parent]
Well, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it!
[Boy]
Well tell him to suck my balls.
[Jimmy Kimmel] Source: LYBIO.net
Noted, if Santa gives that kid anything he’s fired. He’s done, he’ll have no credibility anymore.
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