Jenna Marbles – How Guys Fall Asleep

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Started from the bottom now we’re here. Started from the bottom, now my whole team fucking here. N-word, I’m not allowed to say it. Oh, time for bed. I just realized I’m ravenously hungry. I don’t want to get up. Female somewhere, make me a sandwich. Oh, I don’t have a female. Wait a second, my bed sandwich. Dear past self, you’re so thoughtful of future self.

Hot babes on Instagram. This is all just food and fashion. Where’s all my freshmen on Instagram straight flexin. I came here for tits. It was happening on Vine.

Thought you were on a diet.

(laughs) This does not give me a boner. Turns out I was mistaken. Alright, let’s go with it. That could use something. No — no this isn’t right. Oh, now we’re talking. Was it good for you? Will you spoon me? I like to be the little spooned. If you fucking telling anyone, then I’ll kill you.

Wait, I need my glasses and my retainer. I can’t sleep without my wooby and I suck my thumb, and I’m scared of the dark. Can we turn on the night light? Okay, now I’m ready.

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Get off me. It’s so hot in here. God, you’re like an oven. I need to spread out. You’re not even real. I’m so alone. Good night, mommy. Okay, sleep. I want the cold side of my pillow. No, this side is colder. No, this is side is colder. Ah! It never ends.

Going to say a prayer. Dear God, thank you for my enormous cock in comparison with the national average. Whatever, it’s enormous when it’s in your mouth. Ah – ha – Amen.

Ha ha ha. I’m really not tired. Maybe I’ll read a book. I don’t read books. Come on, knock it off. I’ve got an idea how I can fall asleep. Turn on Gossip Girl. Oh! Man, this show is…(snoring)

Here comes the unicorn. There it is. Where are we? I don’t know. Bet you guys thought I wasn’t ever gonna make that video. Well, I tricked you motherfuckers. I never forget. How so nice of you to join us littlest wolf in the wolf pack? Marble, what’s brown and sticky?

A brown stick, bitch. Oh! Telling jokes to your dogs.

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And make sure you subscribe to our channel. We put on new videos every Wednesday, sometimes on Thursday, okay. Fucking, it is what it is. We will see you next week we are in the living room. Man, it’s time to fucking yawn and then eat some food — tank sandwiches.

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