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[Matthias And J-Fred – Introducing The iPhone 5S]

[Apple – Introducing iPhone 5c – For The Colorful]

[Mark – CEO/Senior Know-It-All:] Source: LYBIO.net
Here at Apple, we are obsessed with breaking new boundaries and today, we throw all of that out the window and yet somehow still break boundaries. We have found a way to sell the exact same iPhone a year later changing nothing, but the name and sell millions, and we call it the iPhone 5S, the S stands for Same.

[Bill – CEO/WTF:]
We think you’re really gonna love it. Take a look. Isn’t it revolutionary? To create the new iPhone, we started with the design that we really loved and then – stop. The iPhone 5 has been hailed as the best phone of all time because people said so.

[Mark – CEO/Senior Know-It-All:]
What this tells us is that people don’t really want change. Their love for Siri proves that ignorance is bless. They still want to go on unforeseen adventures with Apple Maps and they still prefer the phone to auto hang up on phone calls with annoying friends, so it would be stupid to change what is already perfection.

[Bill – CEO/WTF:] Source: LYBIO.net
The iPhone 5S is the best iPhone that we’ve ever created because of all the reasons.

[Lorem Ipsum – Senior of Something Important Person:]
We decided to spend more time on marketing because all that time added up is time added up. We laid off our entire engineering staff to show how dedicated we are to this new direction.

[Bill – CEO/WTF:]
I think there’s this profound and enduring beauty with how much we’re able to get away with and we push that as far as we can.

[Lorem Ipsum – Senior of Something Important Person:]
We have become incredibly innovative without exception. We’re breaking new ground everyday on how to deceive our mindless – loyal customers.

[Mark – CEO/Senior Know-It-All:]
We have decided to take our world-famous secrecy public by taking the same secrecy to the products, while you have them.

[Lorem Ipsum – Senior of Something Important Person:]
We haven’t even put the new name on the back of the iPhone 5S. So you too can be just as deceptive as we are.

[Johnny Appleseed – Real Life Customer (Not actor):]
The new iPhone 5S is definitely the best phone.

[Mark – CEO/Senior Know-It-All:] Source: LYBIO.net
You won’t even notice you’re using the new iPhone 5S. You won’t even remember upgrading to the new iPhone in fact, you’re already using the new iPhone 5S. We did an over-the-air update and automatically build your iTunes account, you’re welcome. But there’s one more thing, we are also launching a completely new product it’s called the iPhone 5C, C stands for Cheap. It’s plastic so now everyone can afford an iPhone even the peasants.

Actually we did change one thing, your existing cables will no longer work, introducing the magical new cable the Lightning S.

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