Smosh – Photoshop Plastic Surgery

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[Smosh - Photoshop Plastic Surgery]

[Smosh]
Eww, bro look at her Cellulite. Shut up.

[Rich Muscles] Source: LYBIO.net
Isn’t this guy ugly. His pores are disgusting and he’s got a little stubby neck, all the signs of being an ugly, worthless human being. This – this is how a human should look. No imperfections at all and a body only video game characters can achieve and how do they achieve this look? With Photoshop of course, the only problem is you can’t bring these Photoshop wonders into real life “Or can you?!”

I am Rich Muscles and I’m going to make you into the cover model of your dreams. Ever since I was a little tyke, I’ve been obsessed with fashion magazines and soon became frustrated that no one actually looks like the people on the pages. So I did what any sane person would do. I opened my own unlicensed plastic surgery clinic that specializes in my own ground-breaking technique, Photoshop Plastic Surgery.

Who needs a medical degree when you could just spend a couple hours researching it on Wikipedia and now I’m able to use that knowledge to perform some of the most popular procedures that you see done the people in Photoshop. Check out these masterpieces smaller noise.

[Ian]
Wow this is awesome.

[Rich Muscles] Source: LYBIO.net
Get that anime look with some big ass eyes.

[Anime]
(Foreign language)

[Rich Muscles]
We’ll even get rid of those ugly pores, holes in your face are gross.

[Girl]
I can’t feel my face.

[Rich Muscles]
Super skinny waist.

[Girl]
Awesome, but I think my liver is bleeding.

[Rich Muscles]
Super long neck.

I look like a Giraffe, whoa, whoa…

[Rich Muscles]
Super long –

What’s up ladies?

[Rich Muscles] Source: LYBIO.net
And I know you are asking yourself. How can you possibly do it so cheap? Well my friend it’s as easy as ABC. That’s Acid, Blowtorch and Chainsaw. But you don’t got to take my word for it. Just listen to my happy customers.

[Herman Notapedo]
Not only do I look good but now I can also shop in the kids section.

[Richard Choke]
I used to have a massive nose and small eyes and no one wanted to be my friend, but with my new perfect look, everybody loves me. Oh! Come on I just wanted a hug.

[Rich Muscles]
Photoshop Plastic Surgery and to prove I stand by my service I am going to have myself transformed into the most beautiful sexiest person in the world that would even put shame to the Photoshopped models, drill me. Finally, I am officially the hottest person alive.

Photoshop Plastic Surgery conveniently located in the basement of Mr. Wang’s Happy Ending Massage Parlor. Tell them Rich send you and we’ll swap your belly button and your anus for free.

[Voice Over]
To see bloopers and another awesome Photoshop surgery, click the link of the description below.

[Rich Muscles] Source: LYBIO.net
You can have the J-Woww. Click the subscribe button and get a penis attached to your chin.

Game bang
Don’t let go down, you stupid idiot.
I think I’m ready to jump in, let’s do it.
All right, let’s do it.
Really!
Chokobo
Want to …
Don’t do drugs kids.

[Ian] Source: LYBIO.net
And I know you’re thinking Oh! That was cool, I should subscribe right now. Well you should, bitch.

Smosh – Photoshop Plastic Surgery. I used to have a massive nose and small eyes and no one wanted to be my friend, but with my new perfect look, everybody loves me. Oh! Come on I just wanted a hug. Complete Full Transcript, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.