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Nice Peter – EpicLLOYD – Jim Henson Vs Stan Lee – Epic Rap Battles Of History – Season 4

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Epic Rap Battles of History
Stan Lee
VS
Jim Henson
Begin!

[Stan Lee:] Source: LYBIO.net
Greetings, heroes! Stan Lee’s here to battle it’s the mind behind The Hulk against the geek beneath the Fraggles!

I’m just your friendly neighborhood writer man with a secret identity of a super MC

Whose raps are as dark as my shades, leave you squeaking like MEMEMEMEME!

You’re in trouble now, Jimmy, you dirty old hippie!
Your beard needs a little bit of snikt, damn skippy!
Heck, that face on your neck ain’t sexy!
You’re one part Sweetums, the other part Skeksis!
Step up to Lee and you get your butt kicked
Your muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis!
I broke Ferrigno and the Comics Code
So keep your frog and pig show moving right along down the road!

[Jim Henson:]
I’m glad you got that out.

[Kermit the Frog:]
That anger can clutter your mind.

[Jim Henson:]
But you’re a creative man, Stanley,

[Kermit the Frog:]
Yeah.

[Jim Henson:]
So let’s just leave it behind. Cause I can sense your tension once the verbal fencing starts commencing.

There is no defense against the dents Jim Henson is dispensing.
And I’m clenching all your strings like you’re a puppet in suspension
Call your superhero friends in.

[Kermit the Frog:]
Yeah, cause you’re gonna need Avenging.

[Jim Henson:]
Let me mention, I’m impressed by all the vision that it took for you to sign your name –

[Kermit the Frog:] Source: LYBIO.net
– on all of Jack Kirby’s comic books.

[Stan Lee:]
Nice try, frogman, but Jack was a friend of mine! (THWIP!)

That was a low blow! He did his own Thing, and now you’ve made it clobbering time! (SPLONK!)

Oh, you taught children to count and spell

Then you taught your own kids how to drop your wife harder then you flopped on SNL!

I’m telling you, Henson, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry! I’m a marvel of a party pooper

I’ll snap your turtleneck like a Doozer stick and put you out to pasture like Mr. Hooper!

I’m sorry, Jim. Sometimes I can’t control my rage.
Honestly, there’s a lot of things that you can’t control at my age.
But the truth is I miss ya, you were gone too soon.
You were like watching a beautiful sunset… at noon.

[Jim Henson:]
(Aw) Stan, don’t be sad. We all have a time to go.

[Kermit the Frog:]
Yeah…

[Jim Henson:]
Most of the Internet thought that you died twelve years ago.
But the Four will always be Fantastic. The Hulk will always be Incredible.
The words you wove within the hearts of heroes are indelible.
There is no beef between us, we’re two minds of the same kind.
And there is no man who could ever muck with what we’ve left behind.

[Walt Disney:] Source: LYBIO.net
(M-I-C!) I rock the mic properly
(K-E-Y!) Turning profits, I’ve got the key!
I’m the Juggernaut of stacking knots unstoppably
The Disneyland-lord of your intellectual property!
So get back to work, that’s my dime you’re wasting
I didn’t buy you for billions so you could play around debating!
(AWW)
You belong to Disney, which means you stay busy.
Cranking out magic and assembly line whimsy!
Artists begging me to stop, I won’t let ’em!
Labor conditions in my shop? I don’t sweat ’em!
I’m powerful enough to make a mouse gigantic
With only 3 circles I dominate the planet!
Clearly there’s nobody near me.
I’m owning this battle! In fact, I own this whole series!
So hop on my Steamboat, boys, but don’t rock it
I’ll put a smile on your face and green in your pocket!
You’ll be safe and insured when you’re under my employ
Now look at it! Gaze upon my empire of joy!

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