Smosh – Google Glass Sucks

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I love having technology strapped to my face. Shut up.

[Smosh - Google Glass Sucks]

What, what the hell? What the hell is this?

These are Google Glasses. The newest piece of technology that will change the way everyone lives.

When did I start wearing these ugly glasses?

Answer the call.

[Anthony Padilla]
Hey dude, can we meet the park at 10, I want to show you something.

Sure, see you there.

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
All right, cool. What, dude are you taking a dump?

What? No.

[Anthony Padilla]
I can see you. We’re on video chat.

Oh, oh my god. See you at 10.

Google Glasses optimizes your life by showing you ads specifically tailored to your online shopping history.

How do I make this go away?

Watch, where you’re going, you idiot.

You should purchase a band-aid for your wound. I found the best deal for band-aids on eBay. Would you like to purchase?

I don’t have time for that. I’m bleeding now.

Understood, showing all results for band-aids within a five mile radius.

Oh, come on.

AH- Back off.

Google Glasses integrates Google Maps with full navigation.

Turn left, turn right, keep walking forward, keep walking forward, keep walking forward.

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, man you almost here?

I have no idea.

[Anthony Padilla]
Uh, dude, what happened to your face?

I ran into a couple of walls.

[Anthony Padilla]
Okay. Anyway, can you pick me up some chicken nuggets? Oh and take a picture of that mural on Jefferson Street.

Sure, man.

Taking photos has never been easier.

Take a picture and send it to Anthony.

What the hell.

Come on.

Sending picture to Anthony.

Dude no!

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
What the fuck?

Google Glasses are also helpful in teaching you how to cook or showing you the ingredients in your food.

One chicken nugget please.

Oh, yeah, here we go. Mmm, Mmm.

Analyzing, this chicken nugget contains chicken breast, bread crumbs, lard, plastic, sawdust, pig rectum, horse placenta, whale semen, rat fecal matter.

So as you can see, Google Glasses will change the way you live your life.

Hey man.

[Anthony Padilla]
Hey, you’re late.

Sorry, it’s just these stupid glasses. So what do you want?

[Anthony Padilla] Source: LYBIO.net
Oh, actually I just wanted some chicken nuggets. Did you take a bite out of this? And is that puke?

I got to run, bye. [Run/Drive] me the nearest direction to a plastic surgeon to fix my broken [ass] nose.

And Google Glasses feature an impressive one hour battery life.

What the – oh crap!

Oh, you sick-o.

Google Glasses; are you ready for the future?

To see bloopers and deleted scenes and this – click the video right here.

Sorry, I’m just gravitating to your crotch.

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No, no I don’t want that. Oh, God.

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