Fred – Doug Derky’s First Video Blog

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[Doug Derky]
Stop, stop right now, Doug! Stop! Hey guys its, Doug. So yah. My name is Doug, and my last name is Derky! So now you know my full name. So if your an online predator than I’m pretty much in a bad position right now, cause I told you my full name. Should I tell them my address? No! Duh, duh duh, don’t tell strangers your address. Or your last name stupid. Yeah, guys, I decided to make a video blog because, when I’m older I wanna be able to look at myself when I was in high-school, and be like, wow, I was cool back then and I had a fun high-school experience. Source: LYBIO.net In all honesty, my high-school experience hasn’t been the greatest but I’m trying to make it good regardless whether I’m cool, or popular or have the in-clothes or the in-hair or the in-teeth structure! None of that matters. Teachers, councilors, therapists they are always telling me that high school is the best years of your life, and that I should embrace these years. My life is going to suck if these are the best years of my life!!

[Doug Derky Dad]
Doug don’t be sad I’m going to go to the hair-shoppe

[Doug Derky]
Okay, dad, okay

[Doug Derky Dad]
You be a good boy Doug until I get back, Doug. Source: LYBIO.net

[Doug Derky]
I will be, I will be

[Doug Derky Alter Personality]
No, you won’t be!

[Doug Derky]
I’ll be a good boy! Yes that was my dad! And yes, he owns a hair shop called: “Bangs R Us”. Except everyone around town thinks his haircut shop is called: “Bang Us”, “Bang Us”. Source: LYBIO.net

[Doug Derky]
“Bang Us” (deeper voice)

[Doug Derky Alter Personality]
Tell them the reason!

[Doug Derky]
The reason why is some juvenile delinquent rebels ripped off part of the sign. The ripped off the R and they also ripped off the S off from Bangs, so now its just says: “Bang Us”. Its like really embarrassing, for me and my dad because everyone at school is like, your dad works at: “Bang Us”. And I’m like, its a hair cut shop, not what you think, your so gross and nasty and immature, grow up. Source: LYBIO.net My dad and my mom aren’t together, per say, anymore because of a lot of differences between the two of them

[Doug Derky Alter Personality Of His Dad]
Tell the truth about the relationship Doug, tell the truth about the relationship

[Doug Derky]
Hey guys, huh, I guess the real reason why they broke up because when I was six, my dad was supposedly having an affair with this other guy in his salon, ahhhhh, why!! My mom, thinks they did, but I don’t think they did, my mom is just stupid, she doesn’t even talk to me anymore,

[Doug Derky Alter Personality]
Ignore it, get it out of your mind.

[Doug Derky Alter Personality Of His Dad]
Your mom doesn’t love you, face it

[Doug Derky]
She does,

[Doug Derky]
Ya, but its really annoying because my mom has three step-kids with her new husband. Replacement husband, and her little step kids, they added me on facebook, I’m like, ah, are you for real, I’m not going to accept you, you stole my mom.

[Doug Derky]
Alright, I gotta go, get ready for my job at the Nursing Home. I give old people sponge baths at a local Nursing Home, its pretty fun. Alright, I have to go, bye. Source: LYBIO.net

Doug Derky’s First Video Blog. Yeah, guys, I decided to make a video blog because, when I’m older I wanna be able to look at myself when I was in high-school, and be like, wow, I was cool back then and I had a fun high-school experience. Source: LYBIO.net In all honesty, my high-school experience hasn’t been the greatest but I’m trying to make it good regardless whether I’m cool, or popular or have the in-clothes or the in-hair or the in-teeth structure! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Fred – Doug Derky’s First Video Blog.