Ice-T Vs. Soulja Boy – Cartoon With Crank That Ice-T Rap

[Ice-T]
Hey yo, G this Ice T, if you fifty years or older, you might remember me, but everybody 49 years old or younger, I’m Ice T! Dinosaur turned gangster rap, you know. Cop killer turned cop! You know, I’m break-dancer – I’m break dancer turned gangster rap!

But but enough of all that, you might recognize me from talking a bunch of shit to the nigga Soulja Boy, I just wanted to clear that up, I was – I was very angry talkin shit – cause I’m trying to drop an album – cause you know i didn’t drop an album in about 30 years, So I’m trying to drop another album, I got this rock band, and nobody give a fuck about, so I’m trying to get back into gangsta rap, how funny is that Actor – Gangstar Rap – he he.

I need some promotion and what can be better promotion than going at one of the hottest cats thats in the game right now. um um um. It sure ain’t being a cop on TV and all older and shit – you know what I had to do. I had to wipe up all the spider webs and all that shit off my mic, and off my mouth and dust my camera off you know my camera I used to make that video – its still has tape on it. It’s not even digital. You know I’m still old, you know I’m old but I’m still rockin the ……. Jersey – Who rocks the Reebok ……. Jersey – Okay – anyway besides that – don’t fuckin laugh – it’s not fuckin funny – I’m being serious right now – Yo – I’m gonna call that nigga Soulja Boy. We gonna settle this, you know, G – staff!

[Cell Rings] ( ring ) ( ring )

[Ice-T]
Yo Soulja Boy, let me holla at ya – G! I’ve been in this game for a long time. Respect your elders, you know. This is how long I’ve been in the game, man. See aight, you play X-Box, man, I play Super-Nintendo. You know, ha, you got a calculator, nigga, I was writing yo shit on Telly Marks – scratch paper – you know, you know, you got CD’s and shit, nigga, I had tapes and records, you do, you do your little dance – Crank That Soulja Boy – Nigga – I was break dancing Nigga!

[Ice-T Raps]
“Ice- T off in this hoe, I wanna rap but Im too old. And I break- dance till I fall on the floor, and watch me Crank That Ice-T – Crank That Ice-T – Crank That Ice-T – Crank That Ice T – Yeah!

[Ice-T]
We’ aight all about that, its not all about that – it’s about colors – colors – kolors – colors – colors – kolors”.

See that’s hot – that’s hot – that’s hot – that’s hot – you see how old I am – you probably don’t remember that song? But it was all about the colors – you know what you turning about 50 years like me – yo probably doing movies about dances that kill or something, you know. You know how I do, you know i was a cop killa, now I’m out here killin crime and shit. But man, what I really want to say is man, from the bottom of my heart, I’m sorry man – I just need the promotion, man.

[Ice-T Cries]
I tried, I tried to drop my album – I need – I tried – I tried everything right. I can, I can – i can name a lot of things. I tried.

[Ice- T Promotes Filno 1800-FUTURE]
Hey Yo, this is Ice-T, you sitting at home on the couch, you need to get up and make a call, its gonna help you in your future.

[Ice-T Cries]
Baby, don’t you, baby don’t you treat me like that thug. e e ahh ah ahhhh e ahhhhhhhhh uhh ahhhhhhhhh. I dont wanna wear ……..jersey, I might as well wear a Fubu.

[Ice- T Raps]
Yo man. This is Ice-T. Colors! Ya all about them colors!

[Text]
If you think the music of today is dead, bring it back, don’t cry.

[Ice-T Raps]
We about to crank that Ice-T – Let’s get it! Ice-T off in this hoe. Wanna rap but I’m too old. And I brake dance till I fall on the floor. Now watch me Crank That Ice-T. Crank That Ice-T. Crank That Ice-T. Crank That Ice-T. Yeah!

[Ice-T]
Yo, man you better watch it coming man! Please Stop! Please Stop! Please Stop! Your dancing way better than me man, please stop. Breakin and enterin. Yoooouuuu!

If you enjoyed the video and want to see more from the creators visit – http://www.youtube.com/filnobep (THE PEOPLE WE PUT IN OUR VIDEOS HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THEM SO YOU SHOULDN’T EITHER).

MySpace music profile for Ice T with tour dates, songs, videos, pictures, blogs, band information, downloads and more. www.myspace.com/icet

Official Soulja Boy Tellem, Superman, Crank That. … SOULJA BOY TELL … www.souljaboytellem.com

Official Ice-T Site http://www.icet.com/

MySpace music profile for Soulja Boy Tell Em with tour dates, songs, videos, pictures, blogs, band information, downloads and more. www.myspace.com/souljaboytellem

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