Ray William Johnson – Fayul

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
What’s happening guys? Yo! Do people still say Yo? Can I say Yo? Well I’m saying it: “Yo, Dawg, check out this awesome attempt of this assisted back-flip”.

[Joe back-flip fail, funniest video - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
FAYUL, that’s my new thing, FAYUL (pronounced Fail)! That’s not my new thing! But the attempted flip was a fail. But the original video was relatively hidden, but I guess the guy submitted it to Fail Blog and now it has over one million views. So the comedy comes from the poor dude over here, who gets kicked in the head and busts his face on the fire extinguisher. Did you hear that sound. I sounded like a (beep) car wreck! (fender bender). And then, and then you got the friend over here, who literally Rofl’s – that Rofles would make an amazing GIF wouldn’t it!

[Joe backflip fail, funniest video - ROFL Clip]
(ROFL Seizure)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright that’s it, I’m done with that video. Yo!

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Sometimes you know, your friend gets herself stuck in the dryer! And its cool, it happens to the best of us,

[Girl stuck in dryer - Clip]
Ohhh, come on get out!

[Girl stuck in dryer - Clip]
Let me out!

[Girl stuck in dryer - Clip]
(laughing)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
You know, when I wash my bztches, I make sure to dry them on medium heat. And I always make sure to throw in a dryer sheet cause you know, you don’t need your bztches to get to clingy. No, but really, why is that chick in the dryer anyway. Was this a dare of some sort? Well either way, its got a hundred thousand views in over a month and its funny if you notice when they start pulling her out, it looks like the dryer is giving birth to Snookie. And props to the guy who uploaded this footage cause you know, when your friend gets stuck in the dryer, your immediate reaction is to pull out your cell phone and film it, cause that’s what friends are for, and I noticed that one dude even took full advantage of the situation and was like touching her zss. I’m not condoning that, I’m just saying it happened. You know, I’d say this video deserves more than a 100,000 views as long as your not watching it like: “Oh (beep), that looks like a good idea.” Yah, stay out of the dryer guys, your dirty zss will leave all kinds of shzt in the lint trays. Source: LYBIO.net

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, this last video I didn’t really want to cover it, cause it’s kinda dumb. Admittedly, its got over 8,000,000 million views in four days, GEEZUS! And I don’t know why, maybe you’ll think its funny. There’s this Chicago News Show and they are trying to get the destruction of this bridge live on film for their show. So they are live, so they wait, and they wait, and they wait, and they wait, but the bridge doesn’t blow up so they cut away for a second

[WGN Morning News Bridge Fail - Clip]

[Larry Potash]
Paul[Paul Konrad], when we did the live remote of the guy dressed as a taco parachuting out of a plane into a plastic pool of sauce of salsa

[Paul Konrad]
Ya, ya, hey while we’re stalling go ahead and show the picture with today as we get going we have temperatures into the 30′s around here.

[Implosion Occurs And Camera Misses The Shot]

[Robin Baumgarten]
Are you kidding me!

[Larry Potash]
Are you kidding me!

[Robin Baumgarten]
Who did that!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Yah, missed it, yah! FAYUL! See that’s my new thing. It’s not my new thing. And they are like pissed, well, as pisses as a new anchor can be! Source: LYBIO.net

[WGN Morning News Bridge Fail - Clip]

[Larry Potash]
Boy, that interview on osteoporosis on Good Morning America, sounding a lot better now than it did a few minutes ago.

[Robin Baumgarten]
I’m like a angry troll. (laughing and thrashing arms up and down) Do the weather right now, Paul, just give us a quick update, come on. We didn’t get to see the 7th day. Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Don’t be trolling, girl! Alright, so naturally, my question is: “So you missed the bridge falling, you can’t rewind the tape and watch it, your a new center, you don’t have that technology? Or you couldn’t do a split screen?” I can do a split screen! Hell, I can to a triple screen with the troll. Triple screens are gay! Source: LYBIO.net And so is your face! Yo! I don’t know, I don’t wanna rip on them, cause I really don’t know how news stations work, anyway, back to my original point, this video is funny but why 8 million views? I don’t get it, maybe if they took her(Robin Baumgarten) and crammed her into a dryer or if they took him(Larry Potash) and rammed his head into a fire extinguisher, than it might get 8 million views and we’ll all go: “Yah, I get it”. Not that I recommend ramming a news anchors head into a fire extinguisher, I’m just saying, if such a thing, did happen, the video might go viral. But you know what else you should cram into a dryer, the comment question of the day. Which comes from a user named (bing) imHereSoAreYou. And she said:

[ImHereSoAreYou]
If you were to have your own Holiday, what would it be called?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So invent a Holiday, invent a Holiday

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook or Twitter

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So this looks like a job for:

[Ray William Johnson]
Real quick, I did this cool colab video with my boy, DeStorm. Bam! Go check it out, its friggin awesome, he has an awesome idea for a channel, he takes suggestions from the audience and makes songs out of them, its really cool, he’s a really talented guy! So anyway, go check out the video, if you like his stuff, make sure you subscribe and I will see you guys after Thanksgiving. So tell me guys, what would you do?

[Outer]
(The outer song “Stalkin’ Your Mom” is written and performed by Wax.)

Ray William Johnson – Fayul. Alright, this last video I didn’t really want to cover it, cause it’s kinda dumb. Admittedly, its got over 8,000,000 million views in four days, GEEZUS! And I don’t know why, maybe you’ll think its funny. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Ray William Johnson – Fail.