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Bret Lindquist – Motivational Speech
[Bretlindquist]
Hello, friends. I wanted to make a video, to hopefully inspire you to do something, that you many feel that is too difficult. You can do anything that you think you can do. You just need to believe in yourself, formulate a plan of action and follow through with it, like this piece of wood here. I – I in a few moments, I’m going to break it over my head. First you need to believe in yourself, believe what you can do, what you set out to do. then you need to figure out how it is your going to go about doing what you wanna do, and follow through with it. Now it may be convenience to blame your failure on external factors but really the failure to do anything is your own fault, not anybody else’s fault, its yours for not coming up with a suitable – suitable alternative or for giving up, or something. So without further ado, I’m going to break this thing[wood] over my head.
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
Okay, didn’t work! It’s because I didn’t really believe in myself, enough. And I didn’t follow through, so lets try this again.
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
Maybe not.
[Bretlindquist]
One more time!
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
Ha, ha, ha,
[Bretlindquist]
One more time!
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
Ummm.
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
Ah…
[Bretlindquist]
So what have we learned here? We’ve learned that ah, that breaking wood over your head isn’t as easy as I originally thought! But maybe, lets try a different piece of wood.
[Bretlindquist]
(grabs a new piece of wood)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and didn’t break)
[Bretlindquist]
(flips the piece of wood over)
[Bretlindquist]
Its kinda bent but ah! Yah!
[Bretlindquist]
(smashes wood over head and it breaks in half)
[Bretlindquist]
I did it, it only took like, twenty or thirty tries but the point is, that I did it! I – I didn’t give up! Even when my head was throbbing. I – I kept on with it! And that’s the lesson for you here, is to not give up! And to follow through with things!
Bret Lindquist – Motivational Speech. You just need to believe in yourself, formulate a plan of action and follow through with it, like this piece of wood here. I – I in a few moments, I’m going to break it over my head. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.
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