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[Ray William Johnson - English Accents]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s up guys? If you missed the last couple of episodes of =3 we summed them up for ya!

Previsouly on EQUALL THREE

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ) - Ray William Johnson – =3 Halloween]
Hey What’s up guys!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Hey What’s up guys!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey guys!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Hey What’s up guys!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
What’s up guys! Real quick (gun shot to the head)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
So this first video is pretty huge it got 2 million views in the past 2 weeks. And it’s footage from this park in England and I guess this guy’s dog FENTON is getting out of control.

[FENTON DOG - Jesus Christ in Richmond Park - Clip]
Fenton, oh Jesus Christ! Oh Jesus Christ. FENTON!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
I love Fenton, Fenton is like the anti-Lassie he’s just causing shananigans where ever he goes, if Fenton had his own show like Lassie it would probably be really entertaining.

He’s Fenton. Everybody knows he’s Fenton. It’s Fenton. He’s Fenton!

The Deer had to die. Uuuu ha ha ha ha ah~

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
You know one of my favorite things about this video is the escalation in the owners voice when he (we didn’t even try with this graphic) when he calls out Fenton.

[FENTON DOG - Jesus Christ in Richmond Park - Clip]
fenton FENTON! FENTON!! FENTON!!! Oh JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now here at = 3 we were lucky enough to get Fenton here in the studio for an interview, Fenton.

[Video Edit - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net
(Dog Pooping)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So it looks like Fenton is busy and unavailable for comment.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So we’ve all been there, you meet a nice girl and your chatting her up and your having a good time. And then she says that one word that you don’t wanna hear. ‘boyfriend’.

[She Has A Boyfriend - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Woman] Source: LYBIO.net
Thank you so much. You’re such a gentleman.

[Man]
Well, it has been said that I’m a gentleman. But never a gentle man!

[Woman]
I’ve got to get Scruffy back to my boyfriend and –

[Man]
Fu(beep)ck you! (kicks woman’s dog Scruffy)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So this video is actually a few years old and from a hilarious sketch program on the BBC called SnuffBox. It’s a great title. And for some reason people are always saying the British people are cowards (I’m a coward?) Oh, but not this guy!

[Woman] Source: LYBIO.net
I’ve got to get Scruffy back to my boyfriend and –

[Man] Source: LYBIO.net
Fu(beep)ck you! (kicks woman’s dog Scruffy)

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
And how come British people can say whatever they want and it still comes out classy. I mean, they call their cigarettes FAGS and it sounds cool as hell.

The 3rd Godfather is the finest film of the entire series.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, ok, you know when you say it with that accent I kind of believe you.

In some circumstance slavery is perfectly acceptable.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright, ya, you make is sound so posh.

[Fenton]
I do say the Deer simply had to die.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Nice try Fenton!

EVERYONE KNOW’S IT’S FENTON!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Now the Snuff Box have some great videos, they do a series of clips like this, where the dude hits on a girl and she always has a boyfriend.

[SnuffBox - Girl - Clip]
That’s exactly what my boyfriend was saying the other day.

[Man] Source: LYBIO.net
F(beep)uck you! (throws girls groceries away)

[SnuffBox - Girl - Clip]
It’s only a few streets away. I’m moving in with my boyfriend.

[Man]
F(beep)uck you! (drops fish tank)

[SnuffBox - Girl - Clip]
And if you could hand this one to my boyfriend.

[Man]
F(beep)uck you! (drops beer drinks)

[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
Man that really upsets me! That crap always happens to me. Hey what up girl?

[Girl]
I have a boyfriend.

[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
RRRRGHHHH FU(BEEP)CK YOU! (chain saws the girl)

[Ray William Johnson]
I may have over reacted there – anyway go show SNUFFBOX some love. Go – go go put some loving on Snuffbox. That doesn’t sound right? Does it?

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
So our last review is actually a channel. This channel specialized in HOW TO vidoes’ I don’t think we’ve ever reviewed. So one particular video from this HOW TO channel is especially informative. It’s called: HOW TO DROP A SOCK ON THE FLOOR.

[How To Do Anything Channel - Clip]
(sock dropped on floor)

[Ray William Johnson]
That’s it, no seriously that’s the entire video. (the length this show should be) 3 seconds. No no no no don’t be concerned this guy made a whole series of HOW TO videos. Alright here’s one; HOW TO take a shoe out of another shoe? How to put a water bottle on a hard drive? How to open a door with a Toaster? I was so impressed with these videos I thought I’d make you guys a tutorial on HOW TO talk to women?

[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello.

[Ray William Johnson]
So there you go. How to talk to girls, so one last video I wanna show you and it’s really important HOW TO get a hundred billion views on YouTube. So here it is.

(T|ts)

[Ray William Johnson] Source: LYBIO.net
Genius! Right whoa wait I’m getting a – I’m getting something we may be able to get a statement from FENTON. Fenton, are you prepared to give us a statement?

[Fenton]
(two dogs intimate)

[Ray William Johnson]
And he’s still busy.

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So let’s move on to the comment question of the day which comes from a user name TheNishgrl and they said:

[TheNishgrl] Source: LYBIO.net
What are you looking at?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So what are you looking at? So leave your interesting or creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google +

[Cool Transition] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks for watching today’s episode of Equals Three (=3). I’m Ray William Johnson, and I goose this message. So tell me guys if you had a kid what would you name it?

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Ray William Johnson – English Accents. So there you go. How to talk to girls, so one last video I wanna show you and it’s really important HOW TO get a hundred billion views on YouTube. So here it is. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.