Shane Dawson – Auditions Eminem For SD High

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[Background]
Attention all forth grade gym students, swim suits will now be required in the shower, since coach Stevenson from his leave of absence. (bell rings)

[Shane Dawson]
Oh, god Eminem, you scared me!
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[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
Wow, what’s so scary about an angry Rapper with prior drug addictions and weapon charges, is going to beat yo azz in two seconds if you don’t give him a job. Source: LYBIO.net

[Shane Dawson]
Huh, nothing, I guess!

[Shane Dawson]
So Mr. Em, can I call you Marshall

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
Na, yo, man, I wanna be a part of the stinky dzck project.
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[Shane Dawson]
Well, actually the S.D. stands for Shane Dawson!

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
What the fzck is Shane Dawson?

[Shane Dawson]
That’s me

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
Yo, wait! You ain’t the kid from Two and a Half Men’s? Yo, all ya’ll white people look the same to me! Source: LYBIO.net

[Shane Dawson]
Ah, right, thank you for coming by and not assaulting me.

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
Yo, man, so seriously, I wanna part! You know maybe I can play, Amie, you know the blond bztch with the puke, really stretch out my acting chops. Source: LYBIO.net

[Shane Dawson]
Well, actually, I play all the parts in S.D High. Even the pukie one!

[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]

[Shane Dawson]
Oh, god, your not going to rap at me, are you?

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
I can’t tell you want it really is, I can only tell you its my third leg
But right now, its a big pain and its in the way
I’m begging you Shane
Please allow me to stay
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At S.D. High I’ll tell you why
I got a wig
I like gay
Don’t discriminate
Shane (beep) hates me
Resuscitate me
Please give me a shot
I ain’t gonna stop
Tell I hear it talk back my
I’m bulimic

[Shane Dawson]
Well, okay, that was great, thank you for laying all that out, but I’m sorry. I am going to think about it.

[Shane Dawson As Eminem]
So, Shane can I get a hug?

[Shane Dawson Hugs Eminem]

[Shane Dawson]
What have I started.

Shane Dawson – Auditions Eminem For SD High. [Shane Dawson]: Oh, god, your not going to rap at me, are you? [Shane Dawson As Eminem]: I can’t tell you want it really is, I can only tell you its my third leg. But right now, its a big pain and its in the way. I’m begging you Shane. Please allow me to stay. Source: LYBIO.net. At S.D. High I’ll tell you why I got a wig. I like gay. Don’t discriminate. Shane (beep) hates me. Resuscitate me. Please give me a shot. I ain’t gonna stop. Tell I hear it talk back my. I’m bulimic. [Shane Dawson]: Well, okay, that was great, thank you for laying all that out, but I’m sorry. I am going to think about it. Complete Full Text, Written Words, Reader, Lyrics, Song, Words And Text By Shane Dawson – Auditions Eminem For SD High.