Ellen – Stressed-Out

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[Ellen Lee DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
So what I am going to do today, I want to start today with the breathing exercise. Everybody up for that? Everybody take a deep breathe in, deep breathe good and then breathe out through your mouth. AHHHH – Someone had garlic. But that’s okay. Wonderful, doesn’t that feel good. Doesn’t that feel good? We forget to breathe sometimes and I think today is very important, I want to remind everybody, it’s National Stress Awareness Month.

In case you’re not aware enough of your stress, all month along you’re suppose to take all the stress you have, your job stress, your money stress, your life stress, and then you just eat. I am kidding, I am kidding, you drink. That’s what you do. No, I am kidding. Okay. No, I am kidding again, you smoke, is what you do. No, no, no. you gamble, is what you do. I could go on and on. No, there are better ways do deal with your stress, I’ve talked about them before, you can meditate, you can exercise, you can come here, I am a delight. You know.

[Ellen Lee DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
I just read a survey that said more than half of all Americans deal with stress by shopping. How many people do that? How many people do that? Yeah! The survey was right. That was about half of you. And you know, I thing it’s a good idea because you get to wander around a big mall and you let yourself get distracted by everything that’s in there. And it’s a good feeling to buy new things, because when you look good, you feel good. And then you walk out of the mall and you’re feeling all accomplished and triumphant until you realize where you parked your car. You have no, idea. Completely forgot where you parked your car. So you have to wander around until you find your car. And then you finally get your car and your kid is screaming, your feet hurt by that time and then you finally find your car, but now you can’t find your keys. So you’re thinking maybe you threw them in the shopping bag, so then you bend down to dig through the shopping bag, that’s when you get stabbed in your upper thigh region because your keys aren’t in the shopping bag, they’re in your pocket.

So then you go to pick up the bag which is now soaking wet at the bottom, because you put it in a puddle, it’s not even raining you know what that is. It’s soda because someone put a cup down next to your car and when you bent down you kicked it with your foot and now there is soda all over the new blouse that you just bought is in that bag which has a stain all over it. And you want to go back and return it, but you don’t have the receipt because guess where that is. You ate it. That’s how hungry you were when you were shopping. To relieve your stress, you thought it was a piece of toffee that you found in your purse, you thought that would tie over till dinner. But you got so high from all the perfume people that are spraying you as you’re going through. So, you just ate the receipt whole, you’ve just swallowed it.

[Ellen Lee DeGeneres] Source: LYBIO.net
So now you have a stomach ache and you have a bruised thigh and a dirty shirt. And you get home you have to make dinner because it’s taco night, and nobody else is going to do it. So, I can see why people shop to relief stress. But if you ask me I have a different method to deal with stress. And it is called dancing.

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