Ed O’Neill – Melanie Lynskey – Safety Sketch #Airnz

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[Ed O'Neill - Melanie Lynskey - Safety Sketch #Airnz]

[Melanie Jayne Lynskey (16 May 1977)] Source: LYBIO.net
Hello, I’m Melanie Lynskey.

[Edward Phillip "Ed" O'Neill, Jr. (April 12, 1946)]
Ah – from Heavenly Creatures and Two and a Half Men, Up in the Air.

[Melanie Lynskey]
Yup, which must make you –

[Ed O'Neill]
You know from Modern Family and Married with Children.

[Melanie Lynskey]
Oh – nice. Ok. We should probably get on with this inflight safety demonstration. Welcome aboard. Right. Let’s get all those bags out of the way.

[Ed O'Neill]
Why can’t I keep my bag where I can get to it?

(whoa!~)

[Melanie Lynskey]
That would be why.

[Melanie Lynskey]
Put it under the seat in front of you or get it up into the over head lockers. Just be carefully when you’re opening them though. Always listen to the crews instructions they’re easily recognized.

(WELCOME ABOARD)

[Ed O'Neill] Source: LYBIO.net
Of course, listen to them whether it’s an emergency or not because everyone knows you should always listen to people in designer clothing.

(TRELISE COOPER)

(NEW ZEALAND FASHION DESIGNER)

[Melanie Lynskey]
If the seat belt sign comes on return to your seat and fasten your seat belt.

[Ed O'Neill]
To undo the seat belt just lift the flap. It’s easy, anyone with opposable thumbs can manage it.

[Monkey]
PULL LOW AND TIGHT

[Ed O'Neill]
Aw cute, little Kiwi [duck] where there’s no opposable thumbs.

PULL DOWN ON MASK

[Melanie Lynskey]
We all know the drill on oxygen masks. If they fall from above, place over your nose and mouth, tighten with the elastic cord and just breath normally.

A WELCOME COCKTAIL FOR YOU MR. PRESIDENT

WORLD LEADERS

[Ed O'Neill] Source: LYBIO.net
Masks are cool.

[Ed O'Neill]
We know in nature it’s animal instinct to protect your children first.

[Melanie Lynskey]
But in this instance put your mask on first. But putting your child second your actually putting them first.

KNEE BRACE GOES HERE

[Melanie Lynskey]
Lets talk brace positions

[Melanie Lynskey]
In an emergency lean forward and brace yourself against the seat in front. Or get your feet flat get your hands on your head and lean forward.

[Ed O'Neill]
Just make sure your wings are outside your thighs. [chicken sound}

[Ed O'Neill]
Where are the life jackets?

[Melanie Lynskey] Source: LYBIO.net
Okay, put down your newspapers guys and actually listen to this bit. Aw thanks.

[Melanie Lynskey]
In economy it’s right there under your seat.

PULL RED TAB AND RIP OPEN

[Ed O'Neill]
So pull the jacket out of the pouch, over the head, clip the old straps together and pull them tight, that red tab inflates the jacket.

BLOW INTO THE MOUTHPIECE TO TOP UP

[Ed O'Neill]
So don’t pull it until after you’ve left the aircraft. Umm some life jackets may have shrunk in the wash?

[Melanie Lynskey]
No. The crew have life jackets for infants.

[Ed O'Neill]
Excuse me, I knew that. Alright you know it, I know it, even this guy [Snoop Dogg] knows it. SMOKIN’…

[Melanie Lynskey]
That’s right – absolutely no smoking anywhere on board, even in the bathrooms. NO SMOKING

[Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. (October 20, 1971)] Source: LYBIO.net
Because of Snoop Dogg from the wild wild west – ness

[Ed O'Neill]
In the highly unlikely event of an emergency head to your nearest exit.

[Melanie Lynskey]
The crew are pointing them out now. Your nearest exit could be behind you so count the rows and see. [Count von Count]

[Melanie Lynskey]
Exit lights will lead you the exits.

[Ed O'Neill]
Ya they’re not party lights. So try to stay focused on the task at hand.

[Ed O'Neill]
Now any techno gadgets that you may have can interfere with the aircraft systems during take off and landing – look at those Little Rascals.

[Melanie Lynskey] Source: LYBIO.net
So switch them to flight mode and turn them off. That way you can use them later in the flight.

[Ed O'Neill]
Melanie, isn’t it time to take off yet?

[Melanie Lynskey]
Almost, before we do make sure your tray table is stored, leg rest is down, seat back is upright, arm rest is down, window shades are up and your seat belt is on. We’re all done. If you missed anything check out your safety information card, it’s in the pocket in front of you. The seat pocket.

[Ed O'Neill]
Well that was fun.

[Melanie Lynskey]
I know, now it’s time to enjoy the flight. So Ed, what else were you in?

[Ed O'Neill]
Oh gosh – The Bone Collector, Wayne’s World 1 & 2, Mash, Miami Vice, hey why is my voice like this?

[Melanie Lynskey] Source: LYBIO.net
I don’t know but we really sound funny.

AIR NEW ZEALAND

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