Drag

Sherry Vine – Peppermint – Telephone – Lady Gaga

[Undercover Cop]
Hey wow!

[Sherry Vine]
Hey Daddy!

[Undercover Cop]
What’s going on!

[Sherry Vine]
Nothing! You want a date?

[Undercover Cop]
How much?

[Sherry Vine]
What ever you got baby, lets party!

[Undercover Cop]
Lets see what I go, Let’s see!

[Undercover Cop]
(gives Sherry Vine Two Dollars)

[Sherry Vine]
I’m on sale today! Let’s go!

[Undercover Cop]
(grabs Sherry Vine wrist) I don’t think so!

[Sherry Vine]
What!

[Undercover Cop]
(flashes police badge)

[Sherry Vine]
Oh no! Not again

[Barracuda Lounge NYC]

[Woman Guard]
Get in there[Behind Bars]

[Sherry Vine]
(bends over) I told you I’m clean!

[Woman Guard]
In coming!

[Woman Guard]
(finds a nail file)

[Woman Guard]
(finds a can of beef)

[Woman Gaurd]
What! I thought she was Jewish!

[Woman Guard]
Third time is a charm!

[Woman Guard]
(finds a ladder)

[Woman Guard]
Going somewhere?!

[Woman Guard]
I told you she had a dick

[Woman Guard]
Too bad!!

[Sherry Vine]
(finds a telephone in her ass)

[Sherry Vine - Peppermint - Lyrics]
Hello, hello, baby
I have only one call
I have been arrested in a mini jail cell
What what did you say
Oh, God, I hate AT&T
Come on break me out of here
Now can you free me

Can you free me
Ca Can you free me
Come on break me out of here
Now can you free me

Wait a second I have noticed
There aren’t any men
And all the women here
Look like they are lesbians

I never tried going pearl diving, you see
I better start to practice
Cause I’m kinda horny

Stop stalling
Stop stalling
I don’t wanna wait anymore
Just use you hand and your mouth
Like a dirty whore

Stop stalling
Stop stalling
I don’t wanna talk anymore
Just use you hand and your mouth
Like a dirty whore

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can you make me moan, please
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
I’m horny

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Can you make me move, please
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Take off my clothes
And lick all my toes
It’s time for you to make me moan

Use Dental Dam on my bearded clam
It’s time for you to make me moan

Take off my clothes
And lick all my toes
It’s time for you to make me moan

Use Dental Dam on my bearded clam
It’s time for you to make me moan

[Woman Guard]
Today is your lucky day!

[Woman Guard - Two]
Some idiot bailed you out!

[Sherry Vine]
(farts)

[Woman Guard - One And Two]
Cabbage!

[Sherry Vine Is bailed out by Trans-gender Beyonce]

[Sherry Vine]
What happened to the pussy wagon?

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
I sold it, for these shoes!

[Sherry Vine]
They’re gorgeous!

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
You have been a very, very, very, bad, bad, bad, very, very bad girl, girl, gurl!

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
(holds a drumstick)

[Sherry Vine]
(bites the drumstick)

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Let’s get this food up on in here!

[Sherry Vine]
Did you make this today!

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
You know, I did!

[Sherry Vine]
Oh,,,,(tastes good)

[Sherry Vine]
You sure you’re ready to do this honey pie?

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
What do you mean if I’m ready!

[Sherry Vine]
Well you know what they say, fuck a donkey once in Tijuana and make a name for yourself.

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
You know if your smoking crack, while looking into a broken mirror, your see someone else’s reflection!

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Go! (wagon in motion)

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Boy, that little thing you got
Won’t make me cum no faster
Won’t make me call you master
Makes me break out in laughter
Don’t even have no K-Y(K-Y Jelly)
This is a disaster!
All in all the same
So tonight I want a bad girl

[Sherry Vine]
I think that I have always had these feeling inside
And now I’m ready to embrace my sister with pride

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Last night, I just thought to turn to masturbation
Now I think I’m having lesbian sensation

Lesbian sensation
Lesbian sensation
Tonight I think I’m having
Lesbian sensations

[At The Bar/ Restaurant]

[Sherry Vine]
(poisoned the food)

[Trans-gender Beyonce - Text]
Wow, he’s hot!

[Boy]
Cute shoes! I wonder what size is she?

[Boy]
(dies)

[Sherry Vine]
Who was he?

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Beats me!

[Sherry Vine]
I thought you knew him?!

[Trans-gender Beyonce]
Why did you kill everyone?

[Sherry Vine]
Do you want to pay this check?

[Sherry Vine - Lyrics]
Stop stalling
Stop stalling
I don’t wanna wait anymore
Just use you hand and your mouth
Like a dirty whore