Dave Chappelle – The Secret

[Dave Chappelle]
You know I hate, ever since I walked away from that show. Is that people always try to give me advice cause I’m like depressed, and you shouldn’t be depressed, and people be like trying to cheer you up. And I’m in show business, this makes me so mad about it, they be saying stupid. Hey babe I know that was a rough experience, I can only imagine what you’ve been through but, you know, you just gotta hang in there, what you gotta do, what you gotta do is keep your chin up, you gotta keep your chin up, just keep your chin up. Word is that what I was doing wrong, my chin was too low.

[Audience]
(claps)

[Dave Chappelle]
Shut the fuck up, it had nothing to do with my chin, niggas.

[Audience]
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[Dave Chappelle]
Fuck, keep your chin up, what kind of shit is this?

[Audience]
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[Dave Chappelle]
See niggas walking around in show business, [chin up] I know,

[Audience]
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[Dave Chappelle]
This girl I knew sent me a book. Called the “Secret”. She was like, listen David, this is gonna help you. It’s called the “Secret”, you know. I started reading the book and I read like 5 pages and shit and threw it in the trash. I was fuckin – I can’t believe they sell this shit. Do you know this bitch says the secret of life is? She said it was positive imagery! You gotta visualize things you wanna have, happening in your life, bitch that’s the secret of life to you.

[Audience]
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[Dave Chappelle]
Then kill yourself.

[Audience]
(claps and applauds)

[Dave Chappelle]
Its’ gotta mean more than that! Positive imagery, bitch fly to Africa and tell one of them starving children that shit. What’s wrong with you[children]? I[child] have not eaten in 5 days. What you need to do is visualize some roast beef, mash potatoes with some gravy. Oh, please bitch, your killing me, stop talking about that! No, no, no! The problem is that you have a bad attitude about starving to death.

[Audience]
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Dave Chappelle – The Secret. This girl I knew sent me a book. Called the “Secret”. She was like, listen David, this is gonna help you. It’s called the “Secret”, you know. I started reading the book and I read like 5 pages and shit and threw it in the trash. Complete Full Dialogue, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text For Dave Chappelle – The Secret.