Fred – Babysits A Psycho

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[Fred - Babysits A Psycho]

[Fred]
Hey its Fred. This food tastes so good I wouldn’t be surprised it could get someone pregnant.

[Door Bell Rings] Source: LYBIO.net

[Fred]
I’ll get it!

[Little Kid Standing Outside The Door]

[Fred]
Who are you?

[Fred]
Mom, there is some creepy midget kid in our house!

[Mom]
Oh, you have to babysit him! That’s Teresa’s kid!

[Fred]
Mom! I’m too young to babysit!

[Mom]
Oh, Fred, don’t worry its easy. Okay, I’m going to go and do a performance at some guys bachelor party, see yah! Source: LYBIO.net

[Fred]
(screams) Mom!!!

[Little Kid]
(growls)

[Fred]
Why is it making that noise? Oh what am I gonna do? I’m not old enough to babysit someone. I’m only six years old. I don’t know what to do, he’s so short. He keeps making those creepy noises. I used to make those types of noises all the time then my mom said she’ll give me up for adoption if I didn’t stop. Um, so what’s you name? Source: LYBIO.net

[Little Kid]
Call me Rocky!

[Fred]
Alright!

[Little Kid]
Ahhhhhhhh!! (runs away)

[Fred]
Oh, my gosh, he’s eating all the toilet paper!

[Little Kid]
I like the way toilet paper tastes!

[Fred]
Oh, my gosh, I don’t know what to do, he’s a demon! Someone at school told me that if you eat toilet paper, you’re most likely going to turn out to be a serial killer. I’m babysitting a serial killer.

[Little Kid] Source: LYBIO.net
(jumps on Fred’s back)

[Fred]
(screams) AhhhhhhH!

[Fred]
I hope my mom gets home soon. Usually when my mom’s performing at a Bachelor Party it takes forever. When me and Judy have children, I’m gonna make sure they don’t act like this. I’m gonna discipline them until they know that I’m boss. Fred is top dawg! The reason that I don’t act like a brat is because my mom threatens me. Everyone knows that their parents are suppose to Threat their kids so they are scared of them. Like the time, my mom threatened to put me inside the oven, and then there was a time that she actually did. Don’t think about it, think happy. HAPPY!!!!! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhh! (relief) I feel all better now. I thought of my math teacher dancing in a 50 Cent video. That always makes me feel better. Why are you just laying there? Source: LYBIO.net

[Little Kid]
Watch me do the worm!

[Fred]
Wow, that looks wrong on so many levels. And he didn’t even know how to do the worm, right? This is how you do the worm!

[Background]
Do the wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-worm

[Fred]
That is what I’m talking about! If you whip out that move at a school dance, and you’ll be the most popular kid in the school.

[Little Kid]
(reading the Bible) You’ll never be popular. EVER!

[Fred]
What do you know, your a midget, you don’t know anything! Except one time my mom dated this really cool midget and he was so nice, I used to give him piggy backs all the time. Source: LYBIO.net

[Little Kid]
(pulls Freds hair)

[Fred]
Ah, ah!!!

[Little Kid]
You leave me alone or next time it’ll be worse-er.

[Fred]
Worse-er. That isn’t even a word.

[Little Kid]
Shut up!

[Fred]
Like, wow! He has such a temper problem! Who even cares, I’m gonna go, I’m sure the rest of this babysitting job will be a piece of cake. Peace out, home dawg! I wanna severely injure some little kids especially Rocky. Source: LYBIO.net

Fred – Babysits A Psycho. He keeps making those creepy noises. I used to make those types of noises all the time then my mom said she’ll give me up for adoption if I didn’t stop. Um, so what’s you name? [Little Kid]: Call me Rocky! [Fred]: Alright! [Little Kid]: Ah! (runs away). [Fred]: Oh, my gosh, he’s eating all the toilet paper! Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Fred – Babysits A Psycho.