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Everest College Commercial – Hood Variant – Comedy

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[Everest College Commercial – Hood Variant – Comedy]

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[Hood Variant:] Source: LYBIO.net
Look at you man, I see you sitting on a couch about to roll up dat big ol’ ball of nasty ass sticky ass stimmy ass street bo’. Uhhhhh – that shit is weak!

Watching Maury Povich. Aye, which read me a thought! Bitch I am not the father. Angie, Tami, Renee, Felisha, and meet Michelle and the little bitch, Fefe, sale 59th, bitch I’m not the – I wore a rubber that night.

Everest College is accredited by The West Coast Commission of Nonaccredited Schools. You can learn anything; they got courses in whatever you want known, Criminology, Plumbing, dope chopping, dope cooking, weed transporting, anything. Even if you want to go on other side of the law. You can learn some shit.

Aye what’s that that shit like, when you like, uh [need] a lawyer?

Think of — you mean Paralegal?

Yeah. Oh smart ass community college nigga like that.

Don’t you want to do something with your life?

All you do is smoke street bo’ all day.

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[Hood Variant:] Source: LYBIO.net
You don’t take care of your kids, nigga. Bitch, you strip all night. I’m studying gynecology. Yes, ladies I specialize in a very ovarian observations.

And you boy do free Pap smears and mammograms on the 1st and 15th.

Enrolling in Everest, up my pimp game 2000 percent nigga.

There’s some cool bitches at this mother fuckin – and check this out. They all got low self esteem.

[Hood Variant:] Source: LYBIO.net
You got cool ass black broads. Busted down snow bunnies. White stringy hair dog smelling bitches and shit. You got some mother fuckin cool ass Latinas with nice asses, lips and titites, is ready to fuck. [Foreign Language]

You remember that bad [Indiscernible] Sierra from that commercial, the who kind of looked like Felisha Kies? Your boy, fucked that bitch, nigga.

NIGGA, TRILL SHIT I AIN’T LYING! Skeeted her up nigga all over her face nigga! Nigga, I was dropping balls on that [hard] …

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[Hood Variant:] Source: L Y B I O . N E T
If your bread ain’t right don’t even trill cause Everest College accepts all forms of payment for your tuition, nigga! Reall shit, nigga! Wik, EBT, food stamps. My nigga if you really ’bout your grind – if you really ’bout your paper my nigga.

You can get your mother fucking bachelors degree in three months nigga. You too can aspire to make minimum wage one day pimping. Fuck University of Phoenix, nigga. I’m now Everest nigga, Everest nigga, Everest nigga!

Everest College Commercial - Hood Variant

Everest College Commercial – Hood Variant

Everest College Commercial – Hood Variant. You can learn anything; they got courses in whatever you want known, Criminology, Plumbing, dope chopping, dope cooking, weed transporting, anything. Comedy Full Transcript, Comedy Entertainment, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.

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