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A Bad Lip Reading NFL 2017

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[A Bad Lip Reading NFL 2017]

You like my sister?
Yeah
Well, don’t
Just give it a second, he’ll say it
Look at my golden hair!
I called that
Didn’t I?
Hey, I’ll flip for you
Yeah, I’ll flip for you
This wall is magical
You can’t touch me
My neck! My neck!
You play for the devil!
I got books on the shelf, but who reads?
Yeah, I hear ya
Yeah, books are terrible
My gland scraped a pipe
I never said who pushed Dad
Gertin, gertin… gertin
When you die, I’ll be outside
Your tongue is ashy
I don’t think that’s possible
Yo dog, it’s so dang ashy
It’s ashy
Dude, it’s ashy
It’s ashy
Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker
You hear what I said?
Everyone of you guys is now a suspect, okay?
Smurfs!
You’ll pay for this, in Odin’s name
I normally can’t go outside
What is up my friend?
You know what’s so funny? Tattoos!
I wanna go find a feather bed
Hgnghh! Hungh
How you feeling?
I’m probably dying
Hey where’s my car tires at?
Y’all take my car tires?
I need my car tires back
Hit it
La Rinky, La Tinky
La Rinky
La Tinky
I got something to tell y’all!
Hey! Where you going?
I want to dance across the earth
How do I wash this neck?
Your boyfriend’s a good citizen
I accept that I’m big, okay?
I GET IT
And then, Mulder said
“Hey, listen, Scully, hey, you know, I found the aliens… and you don’t care!”
I say, no surprises
You’ll find me in the test center
I’m gonna watch you wash
Hey! Just laugh if you’re mad!
Just laugh if you’re mad!
I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny
Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep?
Why man, why man, why?
The pain is enormous

Whose skull would you like?
Protonic battle shields ARE cool
Burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh
Burg-gnh
Hey, I forget, where do we get lambs?
Sheep?
Yeah
What about deer?
Happy Sidewalk Day
Hope you’re sidewalkin’s happy
I like to pull the wigs on waitresses
Most skeletons are harmless
The wicked sherpa is deaf
Go to church! church! church!
Go to church! church! church!
So you’re pregnant?
What?
You’re acting like you’re pregnant
Just let it be what it is
Hey, Granny Maple’s Garden Game is sick
Look how I dig this little hole?
Now I drop in the seeds
Look at the little seeds!
That’s straight up 6th Grade
I really wanna touch Amber’s camera
Rubber bands and gum, baby
I think that is disgusting, and it’s upsetting
All right?
Listen man, it’s just really hard for him to cope with all your snot and stuff
You feel?
Like I care…
I’m more Jungian than Freudian
Wait, Freud?? Way to go on the Freud!
I have a wish in my hand!
Hey, I have a wish in my hand you guys!
You’re fired. and you’re fired, and definitely you’re fired
Not you buddy!
I”m pretty and pushy
Quit it! Dad said!
Who is she going to Outback with?
Okay, I know you guys have my phone!
My head! My head got damaged!
Broheim, you’re wicked!
What was your most awfullest date?
It was in the rainforest

I went there a couple of times
Cuz I was in love
And I found this perfect place
And then I built a wicker hut for us
But the platform was kind of frail
And it broke when she was in there, and you could hear her sobs
I mean it was a really silly way for her to die way out there
That’s a pretty awful date.
Yeah
Bro, I can’t handle your face
What?! It’s a great face
Nah dog, cuz your face look like you got dirt in your mouth
All right
Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where snakes don’t BITE ON YOU!
I think we can let go
I don’t wanna let go yet
Okay.
I just wanna stay right here, cuz it feels really nice
I was thinking, you know, I might need to leave
You know, I used to go home and just… throw gravel at my grandparents in bed
Hey friend!
Good morning!
To see the flames, open your eyes
I ate breakfast today!
My furniture is rotten
What is my disease?
I can’t find my pencil
The circulation’s freaking cut off and…
it just hurts
That’s stupid… Like Ursula, aight?
Haven’t slept since ’92
I hardly touched the casket
You never felt the wind on your bare skin?!
Yeah, that’s what I’m saying
Well then I think you’re the only person that’s never felt wind
And don’t give me this “I never felt it” garbage!
I feel funny about this!
I’m half Hawaiian!
Guys what half, huh?
The Greek half!
I punctured his veins
And then he went for my leg
And I guess he’s living in some canyon
Gotta admit, I am close to you right now
Yeah, you’re way closer than I’d pick
How’s your mom?
Hey ho!
It’s AMAZINGABLE
Yeah I made up a word, but you know what?
Ya’ll can repeat that all week
My brain is loud
Who’s there??
Is your concussion really that bad?
Ahh, tell your mama to tell mama
You know, we spliced the dice
We spliced the dice
Yet we have no dice
Yo I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships
And I shaved a mannequin
And I never will love no more
Oooh, I need a Tic Tac, somebody
TIC TAC

A Bad Lip Reading NFL 2017

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