Annoying Orange – Comedy Clubbing

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[Annoying Orange - Comedy Clubbing]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL] Source: LYBIO.net
Boy, oh, boy, let me tell you about my ex-wife. My ex-wife wanted to be an actress, but I tell you, she’s so ugly, she couldn’t even get a part in a hot dog.

[rimshot]

[Pear]
Hey-oh! Man, this is so exciting, I’ve been dying to come to this comedy club.

[Midget Apple] Source: LYBIO.net
Yeah, me too.

[Annoying Orange]
Whoa, Midget Apple.

[Midget Apple]
That’s Little Apple!

[Annoying Orange]
What are you doing back there?

[Midget Apple]
I’m trying to watch the show, but you’re blocking my view.

[Annoying Orange]
Maybe that’s why they call it “stand-up.”

[Annoying Orange And Pear laugh]

[Midget Apple]
[groans]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL] Source: LYBIO.net
She’s stupid, too. You wanna know how stupid? She thought a sirloin was a knight.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Ho!

[Annoying Orange]
Was that supposed to be funny?

[Pear]
Just give him a chance, okay?

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Oh, is she a lousy driver. Just last week, she T-boned my car.

[rimshot]

[crickets chirp]

[Annoying Orange]
I don’t know why we had to come to this place to laugh. I’m way funnier than this meatball.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, doo-da-dip, zip the lip.

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, do-da-daff, make me laugh. [laughs]

[Pear]
Dude, knock it off. Now he’s gonna pick on us.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
All right, looks like we got another comedian here, folks. What’s your name, huh? Bozo.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
He-he-hey!

[Annoying Orange] Source: LYBIO.net
I’m not Bozo, I’m an orange.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Well, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
No problem, Major Meatball. [laughs]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Oh, so you wanna see a joke, huh? Quick, somebody get this guy a mirror.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Hey-heeey!

[Annoying Orange]
Really? That’s all you got?

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL] Source: LYBIO.net
And what about your little buddy there?

[Midget Apple / Little Apple]
That’s Little Apple!

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Not you, munchkin. The other guy.

[Pear]
Whoa-whoa-whoa, leave me out of this.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Boy, does this guy need some exercise. He’s looking a little pear-shaped.

[rimshot] Source: LYBIO.net

[Pear]
Dude, I am a pear.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Yeah, a pair of jokers.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Ho-ho!

[Annoying Orange]
Wow, did you ever notice that Meatball’s a real ham-burger?

[rimshot, laughs]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Orange, you are so stupid, you thought photosynthesis had something to do with a camera.

[rimshot]

[Annoying Orange]
Yeah, well you’re so dumb, you tried to go fishing in a gravy boat.

[rimshot, laughs] Source: LYBIO.net

[Midget Apple / Little Apple]
[groans] Can we go home now?

[Annoying Orange]
What? You guys don’t wanna leave already, do you?

[Pear and Midget Apple]
Yes.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Why don’t you make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here?

[rimshot]

[Annoying Orange]
But I’m totally winning. This guy’s dead meat.

[rimshot, laughs]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Oh whatever, Orange. I’m the one “rinding” you down.

[rimshot]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
He-hey!

[Annoying Orange] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey, hey Meatball.

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
What?

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, can I call you Chuck?

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Uh… okay.

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, Chuck! Hey, hey Chuck!

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
What do you want now?

[Annoying Orange]
Guess what?

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
What?

[Annoying Orange]
Spatula.

[Annoying Orange]
Wha– [yelling]

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL]
Whoa! Whoa~

[GREG BENSON as MARTY MEATBALL Gets Crushed By Spatula]

[Meatball groaning] Source: LYBIO.net

[Annoying Orange]
Talk about a “patty” pooper.

[rimshot, laughs]

[groaning continues by MARTY MEATBALL]

[Pear]
Ooh!

[Annoying Orange]
What’s that? I can’t hear you. Your delivery’s a little “flat.”

[rimshot, laughs]

[Meatball screams]

[Midget Apple / Little Apple]
Ouch, that looked like it hurt.

[Pear]
Geez, all I wanted to do was laugh. What a letdown.

[Midget Apple / Little Apple]
I’ll say. I’ve been staring at Orange’s butt all night.

[Annoying Orange]
Aw, poor Meatball. His show really got “panned.”

[rimshot]

[everyone laughs] Source: LYBIO.net

[Annoying Orange]
I guess Marty Meatball was all sizzle and no steak.

[rimshot]

[everyone laughs]

[Annoying Orange]
Can you guys believe he had a “beef” with me?

[rimshot]

[everyone laughs]

[Midget Apple / Little Apple]
Yeah, Spatula’s all like, “Can me have a cheeseburger?”

[everyone pauses with silence and crickets chirp]

[record scratches]

[everyone laughs]

[rimshot]

[Annoying Orange]
Hey, hey Midget Apple. You should tell another one of your short jokes.

[Midget Apple / Little Apple] Source: LYBIO.net
That’s little joke!

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