Ray William Johnson – Evil Clown

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[Ray William Johnson - Evil Clown]

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Source: LYBIO.net
Alright first video guys, this one is a big one, just earning over 100,000,000 (one million) views in two weeks.

[Angry Penguin Attack - Clip]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Chopper sick balls! I mean did you guys see that, just look at that little bad @ss there, he’s all like ya! How’s got the happy feet now, biatch! And when you’re wearing Orange pants like that! Your sort of just asking to get your @ss kicked! (unless you’re at a f(beep)ing rave) I don’t care what species you are! I mean you can’t blame the guy in Orange pants for trying to f(beep)k with penguins. I mean you are in Antarctica! DUDE! There is nothing else to do there (I’d f(beep) on a Penguin) but f(beep)k with Penguins. (There’s about 40 species of living flightless birds) Ya! I know, penguins don’t fly! Ya, but, kick that b@st@rd hard enough (All they need is a kick in the pants) He’ll fly! Now I asked you guys (@RayWj) about this video on Twitter and Hugo Norinder hit back: A penguin attacked a man. The man fell. He probably get cancer because of the cigarettes he likes to smoke. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!?! What the f– come on really? Really Hugo, a cancer joke! Really! Really Hugo! Oh, well at-least it’s not like an AIDS joke! Right Hugo, you dark b@st@rd!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now, this next video come from Japan (Surprise another weird video from Japan) and supposedly it’s like a weird commercial for McDonalds. And this is like the creepiest McDonalds Ad you will ever see! I swear to god, Stephen King must of written it!

[Weird McDonalds Commercial - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
WTF WTF WTF What the – Damn Ronald McDonald why you got to be so creepy! We all knew that Grimace gave off weird child m%lester vibes but now that Ronald McR@pist is like hiding under your bed snatchin your McNuggets up! Source: LYBIO.net I mean look at him, he really wants to touch you in your play=place. Remember the ball-pit at McDonald’s? You can’t just show up and play with his balls all day and not not expect to follow you home. (Do you think this is Arby’s?) Umm yah, I’m gonna put my McNuggets in your pretty mouth!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Oh, come on Ronald McDonald don’t be creepin on people. Don’t make me get Mayor Mc-Cheese! I mean, are all the McDonald’s characters like this? Since when did the Hamburgular start stealing (1996) virginity. Now, I’m not actually sure if this advertisement is real or if it’s fake, but if it is real then I want my prize and my happy-meal to be a r@pe whistle! Don’t worry Kids, Ronald McDonald might m%l#st you! But he’s not gonna kill you! Which is more than I can say for his nasty @ss food! No! Come on I kid McDonald’s (I was practically raised there!) BTW, Hugo, every-time you make a cancer joke, Ronald McDonald r@pes you!

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright, this last video is from the U.K. and its’ pretty awesome, its like this crazy cereal commercial, so this girl is eating breakfast cereal, right? (Weetabix Chocolate) And then! Holly sh(beep)t she starts tripping balls!

[Weetabix Dupstep Cereal Commercial - Clip] Source: LYBIO.net

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Alright guys, I’m hesitant to even critique this video cause it’s just flat out cool. (Best Cereal Commercial Ever) The dancing is cool, the special effects are great too! There’s one thing about this video that sort of confuses me, – THERE! (Friends sitting on floor and looking) They’re right there – look at that – how can that girl invited her friends over to watch her eat cereal in the morning (Because she’s a real c…) What are they so poor that have to watch other people eat food? (There’s a reason the Ronald McDonald House is always open) I’m sure Ronald McDonald will hook you up with a couple of his McNuggets if you ask nicely!

And btw, I’ve tried that cereal. It ain’t no krunk COCO! And I didn’t see sh(beep)t!!!

And even if those bears are real! Why does she need so many of them! Remember the Snuggle Bear, who did the Snuggle Bear f— to make all of these little bears? Hasn’t Snuggle Bear heard of birth control! And – and why is this girl gonna bring these bears to life if she’s just gonna kill them off in the end. I mean just listen to how their little bodies hit the floor! I mean, it’s like those Bears sprung into life and suddenly and died of – I don’t know (Cancer Hugo (f— cancer) Cancer!

[Friend With Clown Costume] Source: LYBIO.net
Hey have you seen any children, these gloves are hard to m@sturb@te with!

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
Now, before this clown s%xu@lly assaults me for making a cancer joke – I’ll take a second to promote the new Your Favorite Martian video – check it out guys it’s great – we stepped up the animation! The video is called please may I whip your kids. And it’s just as absurd as it sounds. So we appreciate your support and thanks for checking it out! And also don’t forget to check out the comment question of the day! Bam! (conconger11) Which comes from a user – I already did the bam! (f___)

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If you were a clown, what would your clown name be?

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)]
So what’s your clown name?

PHIL “I need a new job Haney”

I don’t know m@lesto – I don’t know!

[Ray William Johnson]
Leave your interesting and creative responses in the comment section below, or on Facebook, Twitter or Google +

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[Ray William Johnson]
But thanks again for watching today’s episode of Equals Three, I’m Ray William Johnson, and I approve this message. So tell me guys, what do you do when you wake up?

I wear a diaper! Ha, ha, ha, aha,!!

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(The outer song Ray William Johnson – Ray William Johnson – Whip Yo Kids – Featuring – Nice Peter.)

Ray William Johnson – Evil Clown. Alright first video guys, this one is a big one, just earning over 100,000,000 (one million) views in two weeks. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text.