Chuck Woolery On Foreign Oil

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[Chuck Woolery On Foreign Oil]

[Charles Herbert "Chuck" Woolery (born March 16, 1941)] Source: LYBIO.net
My fellow Americans there is no question we are hooked on foreign oil and we are looking everywhere to feed our addiction. So I’ve been thinking a lot about Canada lately, or as I like to call it Americans top hat, its a well documented fact that Canadians secretly want to be Americans, it’s also well known that Canada is brimming over with oil, 188 years worth. So let’s kill two birds with one stone: Invade Canada. (Chuck Says: INVADE CANADA) Trust me it will be easy, we’ll get their oil and they’ll keep things clean. After all their national sport is sweeping. And as we all know they don’t lock their doors, everybody is high and nobody carries a gun, even their police use primitive weaponry, and their military is made up of two mounties, a canoe and a flying squirrel. So let’s stop with the dangerous deep sea drilling and let’s send a battalion of cross-eyed red-headed girl scouts to take over. We’ll get our oil and have a cold place to move to in case Al Gore is right, even though he isn’t. So watch out hosiers. I’m Chuck Woolery trying to save American 1 trillion dollars at a time.

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