Chris Crocker – T-Shirts

Guess who it is? Me hoe – that’s right we got Chris Crocker t-shirts in the building HA HA AH HA – That’s right Chris Crocker T Shirts Hell no HA HA AH HA! You all been meaning and you all been asking for it Yall been screaming from the roof – tops you all wrote to me. You all told everybody that YOU WANT A CHRIS CROCKER T SHIRT! Hey I got a Chris Crocker t-shirt thats right I’m the coolest kid in school. I got a Chris Crocker t shirt. I’m the coolest person at work. I got a Chris Crocker Tshirt I’m the coolest person at church that’s right Yall! That’s what it do – that’s how it been! Chris Crocker T-shirts out now. We got all kinds of shirts – we got hoodies we got shirts – we got shorts – that say Eat my corn hole – we do it what we do!

Big things and Oa buy Chris Crocker T shirt now at district lines dot come slash Chris Crocker. Yall be mean yall be wanting yall be asking for it – Yall say yall will work – yall say yall will do anything for a Chris Crocker T shirt – so that’s what it do – we got all kinds of Chris Crocker T shirts – we got shirts that say – come is thicker than blood.

We got Hair flip shirts we got like the one i got on now. Leave Chris Crocker alone WE got all the shirts in the world we got a shirt that say I see straight people you know in the six sense say i see dead people they say shzt bzztch i see straight people and I ain’t liking it so Rep that cop that buy that we got another on for all the luscious conceded people that says I make out with my mirror lalala cause you know we luscious – we doing what we do – so you know anyway so buy a Chris Crocker T shirt if you really popin if you really doing what is do – you got that shirt pimp that shzit roll that shzit what what – let them know you the coolest cat on them streets – oh an another thing oh you know what go steal yo mamas credit card – ah – do what you gotta do and i ain’t gonna tell nobody if you gonna talk her into buying it – go get her right now I will have a word with mom – go get her – you there mom? – your son or daughter wants a Chris Crocker t shirt what you gonna do about it type in that credit card number unless you want that kid to be hooker so that they can pay for my shirt cause you don’t want your kid sleeping around so they can pay for my shirt do you? No!

So type in that credit card hoe! district lines dot com slash Chris Crocker – i put a link to my store in the video description so you can buy that cop that do what it do and there is a banner on my page to my store on my myspace page – buy that right now if you really was popin lalalala don’t call yourself a fan unless you got a shirt.

Chris Crocker (born December 1987) is an American Internet celebrity and self-described “edutainer” who produces and acts in transgressive videos.