Chris Crocker – Has Britney Spears Moment – Flashes Crotch

It’s Chrissy, bitch! Chris Crocker spots one of our paparazzi posted outside Villa night club last night, and decided to pull over for a chat.

Apparently, one of the other paps requested Chris to do a Britney impersonation, because suddenly our internet celebrity takes off his panties and flashes a nude crotch!

So what have you been up to?
What have I been up to?
Ya, since the last time you had the interview?
Lots of stuff I have been doing I just did a show at the house of blues last night I got ……
Why don’t you get out of the car?
I should to show off my new weaves.
Ya, and your dogs.
Long time no see.
Are those real weaves?

( Chris Crocker crotch shot )

Ha Ha Ha
Let me show you my Mariah Carey look.
Is that you friend?
That’s my friend Josh.
Look at the camera.
The dog’s name?
Baby.

Paparazzi: Baby.

Chris: Aka Johnny.

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No I’m just doing a drive by Paparazzi, like its really quick.

So thats how i do it, I think the whole theme for this look is sorta not yet a Chris and not yet a Christine – not a boy and not yet a woman – whatever so.

Paparazzi: What would you call yourself?

Chris: What would I call myself?

A tranny, I’ve been considering breast implants you know but i have alot of stuff coming out this summer and you know the weave is sorta to get people excited for that.

Paparazzi: Did you finish your show?

Chris: I’m not supposed say anything, but just sort of a wink if that tells you anything. Or would it be stopping for Paparazzi. But anyway I’m gonna go.

Paparazzi: What’s the dogs name?

Chris: Jesus well I have like three names Jesus Baby Johnny – whatever. You know – we have to go so you know.

Paparazzi: Well thank you for stoppin by.

Chris: Of Course.

Paparazzi: Do you think you can give us a Crotch shot from the car?

Chris: You know what – lets do it?

Paparazzi: Why not?

Chris: One second, I have to get ready.

Paparazzi: Okay.

Chris: We are staging it.

Paparazzi: Okay.

Chris: We are staging the crotch shot.

Chris: I better see this on line you know.

Paparazzi: Okay.

Paparazzi: That was scary.