Shane – My New Puppy

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[Shane Dawson]
Hey what’s up, you guys, your probably wondering Shane, where are you? Where’s your ASK SHANE? How come your iPhone channel hasn’t been updated? Ah, number one, my iPhone broke last week, but I got it fixed, luckily. Number 2, I’ve been sick, so ah, I didn’t make ask Shane cause I just wasn’t feeling up to it. Number 3. I’ve been a little busy with my new baby(puppy). Oh, ohhh, say, hi, to everybody! That’s you, can you see yourself. That’s you, oh, my god, how weird you have a twin, I know that’s crazy, You like Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap except for your going to grow up to be a good person and not on drugs. Um, yah, this is, this is Chocolate(puppy name). Source: LYBIO.net Ah, ha, ha, ha, I feel so gay right now. Ah, ha, ha, ah, yeah, Chocolate. Ah, no! Chocolate, I didn’t even want a dog, I already have a bunch. Source: LYBIO.net I walked into the puppy store and like, oh, god, you know (oh, Chocolate, oh, stop it[licking Shane's ear]) I don’t want a puppy but I want to hold this one, cause its cute and then it totally like, I don’t know, it clicked with me, and the puppy store guy, was like, you know, he doesn’t really like people, he’s kinda shy, so don’t feel bad if he doesn’t really talk to you, or, you know what I mean, ah – Not talk to me: “Hey, what’s up.” But you know, come to me and stuff. Right away, he ran over and just jumped on my lap and I was like you know what, I have a connection with this dog, so, ah, this one is gonna live with me in my apartment, its gonna have play dates with Miley and Charlie and by play dates I mean “zuck”, no, I hope not, it will be a little weird, ah, anybody want puppies? Source: LYBIO.net I’m gonna make em! Chocolate, pray for Chocolate because he’s sick like me – he has little puppy pneumonia so I really hope that he really gets better soon so I can put him in some videos. What do you think? What do you think puppy? Do you think your gonna get better? Source: LYBIO.net What are you doing? Your not gonna be able to eat that laptop! I tried it doesn’t work. Alright you guys, I’m gonna go, say hi, to Chocolate, do you like him, ah, ha, ha, ha, zuckin bztch, (bit him) alright you guys, see you later, I’ll make up for the Ask Shane, I’ll try to do something cool for you guys next week. I’m gonna go, he thinks my hairy arms are a fzck buddy, that’s not good.

Shane – My New Puppy. Chocolate, I didn’t even want a dog, I already have a bunch. I walked into the puppy store and like, oh, god, you know. I don’t want a puppy but I want to hold this one, cause its cute and then it totally like, I don’t know, it clicked with me. Complete Full Script, Dialogue, Remarks, Saying, Quotes, Words And Text By Shane Dawson – My New Puppy.